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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2018 18:54:42 GMT
A little joke for the "feint hearted" of cwdf.
A little old woman goes into the butcher's shop and asks for an Aylesbury duck. "Certainly madam", he makes his way to the duck counter. There are several oven ready ducks there.He puts his finger up the first ducks bum and smells his finger, "oh no, this one's from Derbyshire." he says. He does the same to the next duck, "No, this one is from Lincoln." Third time lucky, he inserts his finger into the ducks bum, smells his finger and happily says "This is the one." "How do you do that" says the old women. "Years of practise and experience my dear,i'm a bit of an expert." says the butcher. Off she toddles to the grocer shop. So the next customer asks for a medium Buxted chicken. The butcher goes over to the chicken counter and puts his finger up the chicken's bum, smells his finger and says" Right first time sir." As he wraps up the chicken, the butcher says "I haven't seen you before are you from around the area, where you from?" The customer dropped his trousers and boxer shorts, lifted up his shirt revealing his backside and said to the butcher "Your the expert, you tell me."
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Post by JohnV on Dec 26, 2018 19:41:43 GMT
Aaaah The Old ones ..... not necessarily a good one ..... but definitely an old one
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Post by ianali on Dec 26, 2018 19:45:48 GMT
Yeah, saw it earlier, proper schoolboy humour......10 year old. A new poster to me, he has been told he should post his jokes on the Friday Joke thread but he can't seem to understand that request. Phil I think he is just on a windup over there. I read the joke, it was poor. I find it hard to believe though that it was deemed inappropriate. Oh well.
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Post by thebfg on Dec 26, 2018 19:47:00 GMT
i get the impression many of the replies were also breaching the rules so they got rid of the whole thread.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2018 19:59:40 GMT
Aaaah The Old ones ..... not necessarily a good one ..... but definitely an old one The youngsters may not have heard it! I thought it was funny when Jethro did it. 😛
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Post by Trina on Dec 26, 2018 20:03:49 GMT
Just had a peep over there and apparently his profile page has had ALL his content erased. Shape of things to come Phil I have to be honest,reading his posts made me think that a village somewhere was missing one of its residents...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2018 20:05:36 GMT
Just had a peep over there and apparently his profile page has had ALL his content erased. Shape of things to come Phil I have to be honest,reading his posts made me think that a village somewhere was missing one of its residents... 😆😆😆😆
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Post by phil70 on Dec 26, 2018 20:23:04 GMT
The thread us now back as is the offending "gag" Phil
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Post by naughtyfox on Dec 26, 2018 20:24:45 GMT
Come off it trento, it wasn't a "great joke" it was a deliberately bad one! Having been boating all day (as a few boaters do!) I haven't a clue about this "great joke". Can I put in an FOI?
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Post by naughtyfox on Dec 26, 2018 20:30:37 GMT
OK, don't bother - Jenlyn seems to have summed it up. I do sometimes wonder if Denial despairs as he looks through 'what he owns'. Why does he bother?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2018 20:30:49 GMT
No
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Post by naughtyfox on Dec 26, 2018 20:32:18 GMT
Not tonight dearie, I have a headache.
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Post by Trina on Dec 26, 2018 20:35:38 GMT
I find it amusing that Lady Gaga found his jokes offensive(infantile & stupid in my mind),must be nice to be so pure/godly.Lady Gaga would never post anything offensive would she...?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2018 20:40:50 GMT
I find it amusing that Lady Gaga found his jokes offensive(infantile & stupid in my mind),must be nice to be so pure/godly.Lady Gaga would never post anything offensive would she...? Some of her rather dogmatic posts are on a par with Nick's at times. 😆
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Post by naughtyfox on Dec 26, 2018 21:36:36 GMT
Why did she come back? I thought she was blubbing into her Sangria. Boomerang-resign. Just like David Cameron and Tony Blair. Pig-Fuckers and Mass-Murderers of the World unite!
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