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Post by kris on May 22, 2022 21:07:18 GMT
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Post by phil70 on May 22, 2022 21:58:11 GMT
Respect to the harbour master, a thankless job at this location but he managed to carry out his duties in a orderly manner
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Post by kris on May 23, 2022 6:43:40 GMT
Respect to the harbour master, a thankless job at this location but he managed to carry out his duties in a orderly manner In front of the camera anyway. I found it interesting that the harbour master left his job. |
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2022 7:49:03 GMT
It was because the girl with the dredds threatened to cut his heart out with a spoon and eat it. Also he got a job with google.
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Post by Jim on May 24, 2022 11:08:13 GMT
It was because the girl with the dredds threatened to cut his heart out with a spoon and eat it. A bit more delicate, civilised and less messy than bare hands. Some people have no manners. |
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2022 12:11:07 GMT
I'm surprised it is that easy.
Looking at a cutaway diagram of a human it appears that the heart itself is fairly well protected by bone structures.
Perhaps a cordless chainsaw would be a better tool to gain access?
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Post by Jim on May 24, 2022 12:28:11 GMT
I'm surprised it is that easy. Looking at a cutaway diagram of a human it appears that the heart itself is fairly well protected by bone structures. Perhaps a cordless chainsaw would be a better tool to gain access? What a faff. Just sharpen the spoon. Or get one of those Sporks, might be more useful. Our resident expert could advise... kris? |
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Post by kris on May 24, 2022 12:35:04 GMT
Or alternatively, find out where they live and burn their house down.
Making things personal with these subservient minions of faceless authority usually makes them stop and think about their actions.
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Post by Jim on May 24, 2022 12:36:57 GMT
Or alternatively, find out where they live and burn their house down. Hmm. No finesse! Babies could get roasted. I suppose you'd just take a bottle of soy with you then? |
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Post by Mr Stabby on May 24, 2022 12:37:50 GMT
If these boaters have their boats removed, why don't they just tell the authorities that they have until 4pm the following day to put them back?
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Post by kris on May 24, 2022 12:39:05 GMT
Or alternatively, find out where they live and burn their house down. Hmm. No finesse! Babies could get roasted. I suppose you'd just take a bottle of soy with you then? I don’t eat meat I’m a vegetarian. |
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Post by kris on May 24, 2022 12:40:03 GMT
If these boaters have their boats removed, why don't they just tell the authorities that they have until 4pm the following day to put them back? We’ll that worked well for someone we all know, who will remain nameless. |
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Post by kris on May 24, 2022 12:41:11 GMT
I'm surprised it is that easy. Looking at a cutaway diagram of a human it appears that the heart itself is fairly well protected by bone structures. Perhaps a cordless chainsaw would be a better tool to gain access? The liver is definately an easier target. |
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Post by Jim on May 24, 2022 13:49:29 GMT
I'm surprised it is that easy. Looking at a cutaway diagram of a human it appears that the heart itself is fairly well protected by bone structures. Perhaps a cordless chainsaw would be a better tool to gain access? The liver is definately an easier target. We could consider the liver to be vegan fare, or you could just chew and not swallow. |
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Post by kris on May 24, 2022 14:07:55 GMT
The liver is definately an easier target. We could consider the liver to be vegan fare, or you could just chew and not swallow. No I just make an exception for people who think it’s okay to make people homeless and deprive them of their property. |
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