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Post by on Oct 5, 2023 17:11:54 GMT
Great news for drug dealers.
Its just more nonsense from the unelected leader.
I agree about civil war. Air needs cleaning. When are we starting ?
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Post by Aloysius on Oct 5, 2023 17:16:00 GMT
A TEENAGE smoker who owns an XL bully is demanding that a general election is held immediately.
Jack Browne, 13, who is planning a career as a rapper if he gets the necessary GCSE results, feels so outraged by the government’s latest policies he is campaigning for a general election this afternoon.
He said: “It’s high time we gave someone else a go at running the country. Sunak’s administration is morally bankrupt, bereft of ideas and also a bunch of wankers.
“He took over without a democratic vote of the whole electorate. Now he’s taking away basic human rights like being able to own a dog that three council dog wardens can’t control. And that’s when he being friendly.
“The thought of purchasing fags legally was the only thing keeping me going after I’d learnt my beloved pet Beast will be banned. How will I be able to indulge in one of life’s little pleasures while terrorising the estate once the age restriction kicks in?
“I’m going to follow Penny Mordaunt’s advice and fight for what I believe in. I’ve already written a rap entitled Free Da Bullyz An’ Da Marlboro, which I expect will become a popular protest song not unlike The Times They Are Changin’.
“I’m following it up with a leafleting campaign and, if necessary, direct action. By which I mean vandalising a bin in the park.”
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Post by Aloysius on Oct 5, 2023 17:20:36 GMT
Just out of interest, how many do you have to smoke per day to be classed as 'very heavy'? Less than I smoke. I've admitted to the doc to 20 a day... Personally I loathe the 'how many a day' question. Truth be told it's probably more than 20 but I roll them so thin there's more paper than tobacco. I worked it out by weight once, it seems to be the equivalent of about 5 ready-made smokes.
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Post by kris on Oct 5, 2023 17:22:39 GMT
Less than I smoke. I've admitted to the doc to 20 a day... Personally I loathe the 'how many a day' question. Truth be told it's probably more than 20 but I roll them so thin there's more paper than tobacco. I worked it out by weight once, it seems to be the equivalent of about 5 ready-made smokes. Its the paper that kills you.
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Post by Aloysius on Oct 5, 2023 17:23:56 GMT
Personally I loathe the 'how many a day' question. Truth be told it's probably more than 20 but I roll them so thin there's more paper than tobacco. I worked it out by weight once, it seems to be the equivalent of about 5 ready-made smokes. Its the paper that kills you. Probably.
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Post by fi on Oct 5, 2023 17:25:54 GMT
Less than I smoke. I've admitted to the doc to 20 a day... Personally I loathe the 'how many a day' question. So do I. They allways ask it before they take your blood pressure, never ask you why, then go on to explain in great detail that you will die a horrible death SOON. Then they tell you your blood pressure is too high!......
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Post by on Oct 5, 2023 17:57:38 GMT
Personally I loathe the 'how many a day' question. Truth be told it's probably more than 20 but I roll them so thin there's more paper than tobacco. I worked it out by weight once, it seems to be the equivalent of about 5 ready-made smokes. Its the paper that kills you. As long as its not The Sun its probably alright. speaking of which does anyone know which party murdock is supporting this time? He as an uncanny way of backing the right horse.
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Post by brummieboy on Oct 5, 2023 18:15:29 GMT
Its the paper that kills you. As long as its not The Sun its probably alright. speaking of which does anyone know which party murdock is supporting this time? He as an uncanny way of backing the right horse. That's because he can give them lots of free favourable publicity, maybe.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Oct 5, 2023 18:22:46 GMT
As long as its not The Sun its probably alright. speaking of which does anyone know which party murdock is supporting this time? He as an uncanny way of backing the right horse. That's because he can give them lots of free favourable publicity, maybe. Of course. The next General Election, like all General Elections, will be won by whoever a handful of press barons decide is going to win it.
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Post by metanoia on Oct 5, 2023 18:49:58 GMT
Personally I loathe the 'how many a day' question. Truth be told it's probably more than 20 but I roll them so thin there's more paper than tobacco. I worked it out by weight once, it seems to be the equivalent of about 5 ready-made smokes. Its the paper that kills you. Don't forget the sulphur in the matches .... and those skinny rollies are always going out.
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Post by Aloysius on Oct 5, 2023 19:18:41 GMT
Its the paper that kills you. Don't forget the sulphur in the matches .... and those skinny rollies are always going out. There are these things called 'lighters'. Do they still sell matches?
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Post by kris on Oct 5, 2023 19:20:26 GMT
Don't forget the sulphur in the matches .... and those skinny rollies are always going out. There are these things called 'lighters'. Do they still sell matches? They are worse.
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Post by Aloysius on Oct 5, 2023 19:23:09 GMT
There are these things called 'lighters'. Do they still sell matches? They are worse. God I'm doomed then.
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Post by on Oct 5, 2023 19:26:58 GMT
Sadly the old swan Vestas matches seem to not exist any more. Great fun was had wrapping the ends tightly with tin foil and heating on a candle. BANG!
I think they might be godawful safety matches now.
If course one can heat cheap lighters over a candle until it melts but the result is hospital rather than a mildly alarming bang.
Things are not as fun as they used to be.
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Post by Aloysius on Oct 5, 2023 19:30:58 GMT
sodding nanny state.
Maybe because one easy way of making a fairly effective bomb would be to cut the heads off several boxes of matches and pack them into a pipe. Not that I'd know anything about that sort of thing.
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