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Post by JohnV on Apr 14, 2018 20:36:32 GMT
Need a few for a meal, but roast budgie makes an ok tapas. dunk it in Brandy for a bit then tell them it's an ortolan and you can flog them for a hundred quid a throw
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Apr 15, 2018 6:16:07 GMT
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Post by Jim on Apr 15, 2018 6:16:07 GMT
Need a few for a meal, but roast budgie makes an ok tapas. dunk it in Brandy for a bit then tell them it's an ortolan and you can flog them for a hundred quid a throw how much? For that price I'd throw in a free teatowel. Thunderboat printed.
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Post by Jim on Apr 15, 2018 10:50:14 GMT
Need a few for a meal, but roast budgie makes an ok tapas. dunk it in Brandy for a bit then tell them it's an ortolan and you can flog them for a hundred quid a throw There's a good profit to be made then, anyone seen any budgies going cheep? I suppose I could always get them on higher perches.
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Post by Jim on Apr 15, 2018 10:52:47 GMT
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Post by JohnV on Apr 15, 2018 11:05:45 GMT
dunk it in Brandy for a bit then tell them it's an ortolan and you can flog them for a hundred quid a throw There's a good profit to be made then, anyone seen any budgies going cheep? I suppose I could always get them on higher perches. Oh Lord, they're getting worse. I suppose you could tin them if you could find a canary that would do it.
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Post by Andyberg on Apr 15, 2018 11:12:49 GMT
There's a good profit to be made then, anyone seen any budgies going cheep? I suppose I could always get them on higher perches. Oh Lord, they're getting worse. I suppose you could tin them if you could find a canary that would do it. Think you two have a budgie obsession....time you went for some tweetment! 🙄
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Post by Andyberg on Apr 16, 2018 17:35:29 GMT
After much deliberation, today I decided it’s time to finally close down my chicken dating business!
Try as I might, I just couldn’t make hens meet! 🙄
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Post by naughtyfox on Apr 17, 2018 14:34:14 GMT
As seen in today's Daily Mail
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2018 15:11:42 GMT
As seen in today's Daily Mail Fascinating
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Post by Jim on Apr 17, 2018 17:29:33 GMT
As seen in today's Daily Mail Fascinating Keep it up!
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Post by Delta9 on Apr 17, 2018 19:29:58 GMT
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Post by Stumpy on Apr 18, 2018 0:55:40 GMT
Paddy's been sat at the bar for three hours now, trying to figure out why his sister has four brothers, whilst he only has three.
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Post by Stumpy on Apr 18, 2018 0:58:53 GMT
Two Irishman are working at a building site when suddenly Seamus accidentally cuts his ear off. Paddy runs over to him to see if he's ok.
"Sure I am. I just need to find my ear" says Seamus
Paddy sees it on the floor, picks it up and tells Seamus he found it.
"Nah that's not mine. Mine had a pencil behind it"
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Post by Stumpy on Apr 18, 2018 1:01:45 GMT
Paddy orders a pizza
"Would you like it cut into 4 or 6 slices?"
Paddy "4 please, I couldn't possibly manage 6"
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Post by Andyberg on Apr 18, 2018 5:12:05 GMT
When I had numerous skin grafts to my legs after an accident last year, I joined 'Plastic Surgery Anonymous', it helped me no end!
After 6 months away, I decided pay another visit to their weekly meeting last night and was amazed at the number of new faces there! 🙄
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