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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2018 19:38:49 GMT
I CANNOT EMPHASISE STRONGLY ENOUGH.
I CAN TOLERATE TELEMACHUS'S TOURETTES
BUT NO PHOTOS PLEEEEEEASE!
Rog
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2018 20:09:58 GMT
Photo or it didn't happen.
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Post by Telemachus on Mar 23, 2018 20:23:10 GMT
Photo or it didn't happen. (In the style of kris) Your nuts!
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Post by quaysider on Mar 23, 2018 20:24:03 GMT
Photo or it didn't happen. (In the style of kris) Your nuts! I'm SURE your I pad missed an apostrophe there ;0-)
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Post by quaysider on Mar 23, 2018 20:26:10 GMT
UPDATE - Crew currently sitting on cushsion TRYING to raise bollocks up and apply cold compress (well ice block in a tea towel, in a plastic bag) - I think we'll end up back in the hospital tonight as it's STILL getting bigger... I'd give him some of my oxynorm but you need to build up to that or it makes you go a bit loopy.
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Post by Trina on Mar 23, 2018 20:28:03 GMT
I just want to know how & why.My mind is boggling.Bet he has an interesting walk at the moment-John Wayne
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Post by Trina on Mar 23, 2018 20:29:29 GMT
Ooooh er,just read the latest post.Explosion comes to mindπ£.
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Post by dyertribe on Mar 23, 2018 20:40:57 GMT
Bag of frozen peas would be most efficient. PATTY DONT EAT ANY PEAS ON YOUR HOLS!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by quaysider on Mar 23, 2018 20:56:18 GMT
He's such a wuss - I don't know if I dare give him 10mg of oxycodone... it's class a so I'm not supposed to share them...then again - he knows where they live and could help himself at anytime.
Dont worry about the peas - I went for an ice pack (well the things that slot into the insulated drinks holders to keep them cool).
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Post by lollygagger on Mar 23, 2018 21:09:51 GMT
I think we need a photo. I'm sure the subject could be tastefully draped to protect the innocent but still demonstrate the enormity of the problem. π
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Post by Trina on Mar 23, 2018 21:14:45 GMT
Jeeeez,a photo could give me nightmaresπ―.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2018 22:04:18 GMT
The poor lad must be in agony.
But no photos please.
Rog
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Post by Trina on Mar 23, 2018 22:05:53 GMT
Agreed,photos would be a step too far...
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Post by Stumpy on Mar 24, 2018 0:01:23 GMT
Take away the pain....But leave the swelling
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2018 0:31:39 GMT
This thread is the biggest load of bollocks that has been posted on here for a while.....
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