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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 23, 2018 15:56:01 GMT
I received this totally unsolicited chat request on Facebook. Obviously it's some type of scam, and from her syntax (poor grasp of the definite article etc) I'd guess she is Russian. I'm going along with it to while away life's dreary hour but does anyone have any guess as to what her next move will be, or suggestions for an amusing way to keep this going without coming to grief?
Chat conversation start
You and Anne aren't connected on Facebook
WED 14:33
Hello
You accepted Anne's request.
Hi
How are you doing today
Yes fine and you?
Good
I am Anne
FRI 07:31
I saw you profile and i decide to say hello hope that is not a crime
FRI 08:56
No, hello to you too.
SAT 09:29
Hello good morning
Hello Anne, good morning to you too, hope all is good.
Yes and you
Yes all fine.
What are you plans for today ?
I am going to move my boat down towards London, probably only 10-12 miles.Going to set off in a few minutes.
Wow you alone ?
Today I will be but meeting up with friends later
Ok
Are you single ?
Yes at the moment
Are you seeking for any relationship
Don't really have the time for one to be honest. What about you?
I am seeking for a relationship tired of being alone life is too short
Ah ok, hope that goes well for you.
Can will be friend
All my Facebook friends are people I actually know, I have to keep it that way because my ex is a bit strange and she would cause me problems if I added you
Are you on whatsapps ?
Will can be chatting from there
07930 (number removed to prevent showing up in search engines)
No, I'm not on that. Only thing is Facebook and I don't go on there much
Just add me there will can chat there when you are free
I am not always here
I wish to be your friend if you dont mind
SAT 12:51
Well I can chat on here although I'm not online that much.
SAT 14:39
Yes will can text then
How is the sailing going?
SAT 16:57
Yes fine, did about 4 hours today. Will get to London in a couple weeks. How is your day?
SAT 23:08
Good
Are you at London now ?
No, maybe in two weeks time. Tell me a bit about yourself?
What do you like to know
That why you need to get on whatsapps
Maybe how old are you, where are you from etc?
37 i live in Blackpool
Have travel to spain finland west africa and ireland
Ak ok a bit too young for me I think. 😉
Age is just a number
But you are a very pretty girl and there must be loads of men in Blackpool who would fancy you?
Smiles
Something you need to go extra mile to get what you want
SUN 13:08
Yes, I think the problem here though is that I live on my boat and am never in the same place for very long, and Blackpool is a long way from where I am.
12:12
Hello good afternoon
I can come to you
16:37
Well I suppose you could do although depending how long you came foe I would have to keep moving the boat as I have to be in London for a certain day, so you would have to learn to drive it or work the canal locks.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2018 16:02:30 GMT
Offer to pay her fare to visit (once she has arrived).
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Post by Andyberg on Jul 23, 2018 16:04:16 GMT
Pics (preferably undraped!) ....or it didnt happen!
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 23, 2018 16:17:44 GMT
Pics (preferably undraped!) ....or it didnt happen! One thing that is slightly unusual is that although she isn't unattractive, she doesn't fit the "ravishing beauty" profile that dating scammers normally use. I've done a Google reverse search and can't find the images elsewhere on the net.   |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2018 16:18:51 GMT
I think you blew it with the last 4 words.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 23, 2018 16:21:25 GMT
I think you blew it with the last 4 words. I thought it was slightly less sexist than "or cook the breakfast".  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2018 16:25:58 GMT
I think you blew it with the last 4 words. I thought it was slightly less sexist than "or cook the breakfast". Well to be fair, you could offer to make her breakfast. Then you could try her with the line “How do you like your eggs?”. If she says “fertilised”, make your excuses and book her a taxi... |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2018 16:29:15 GMT
....don’t book her on a train though...she might not be chuffed...
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 23, 2018 16:36:16 GMT
What worries me most about having her aboard is the confrontation we would have when her knickers started going missing. |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 23, 2018 17:03:36 GMT
Yes, maybe I could tell her that I can only proceed with this if she proves her identity by sending a photograph of herself eating a loaf of bread, with a fish on her head, like we used to do with the Nigerian 419 scammers before they wised up to scambaiting.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2018 18:46:14 GMT
What worries me most about having her aboard is the confrontation we would have when her knickers started going missing. Stabby's anthem 🔊🔊🎸🍻👍 |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2018 18:48:59 GMT
Yes, maybe I could tell her that I can only proceed with this if she proves her identity by sending a photograph of herself eating a loaf of bread, with a fish on her head, like we used to do with the Nigerian 419 scammers before they wised up to scambaiting. Birds custard works too, Mr Plato did well to stay as chilled as he did. www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=93304752 pages to wade through mind. |
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Post by thebfg on Jul 23, 2018 20:22:36 GMT
she's all right. bet it's really a man though.
offer to refund her rail fare when she gets to you as earlier said. she/he will be straight down but keep your knife nearby.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 23, 2018 20:38:19 GMT
she's all right. bet it's really a man though. I think this too. I don't mind playing along with it though to see where it goes. |
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Post by Delta9 on Jul 23, 2018 20:42:21 GMT
We have a few members here that can advise you on where it goes.
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