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Post by metanoia on Jul 24, 2018 18:27:51 GMT
Keep up, Flappy, my love xxxx
Tis only Trina and me that seem to have those "go anywhere" stay-pressed bodies from the good old days - but we don't feel the need to post them on FaceCloth x
Met x
By the way - what are you doing out of that shed - shouldn't you be in training? x
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 24, 2018 18:32:37 GMT
I'm afraid poor old Anne has got fuck all chance of getting any wonga out of me. I'm so tight that if I take a bird out on a date I even make her pay the extra 30p if she wants the larger fries and drink.
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Post by metanoia on Jul 24, 2018 18:38:56 GMT
No wonder we've never got together - you must have a Wetherspoons Wallet - and me, a parsimonious long term liveaboard too xxxx
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 18:42:40 GMT
I'm afraid poor old Anne has got fuck all chance of getting any wonga out of me. I'm so tight that if I take a bird out on a date I even make her pay the extra 30p if she wants the larger fries and drink. I managed to get a drink out of you! Admittedly the vlockies were not sure whether the canal would cope with your tears
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 24, 2018 22:23:45 GMT
Well, I haven't heard anything from Anne today, and I'm obviously desperately worried about how her meeting with her landlord went. I would withdraw my life savings from the bank and send them to her, except I doubt they would cover a week's rent on a Blackpool bedsit. For now all I can do is wait and hope she contacts me again, I'm sure she is genuine in the affection she feels for me.
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Post by metanoia on Jul 24, 2018 23:05:45 GMT
Oh, Mr S - you're all heart!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2018 5:40:26 GMT
Never mind Arnold Layne, this is Stabby's new anthem
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 25, 2018 19:56:18 GMT
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Post by patty on Jul 25, 2018 19:58:27 GMT
hmmm..tad dramatic..
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 25, 2018 20:03:36 GMT
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Post by Andyberg on Jul 25, 2018 20:52:50 GMT
She left me no warning, no words of farewell. And no undraped photos for your wankbank!
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Post by Stumpy on Jul 25, 2018 23:10:48 GMT
Forget her. Plenty more fella's at the Nigerian call centre.
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Post by thebfg on Jul 27, 2018 12:20:34 GMT
haha. it is described as sexy yeah if your into the 50 year old prostitute look.
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Post by bills on Jul 27, 2018 12:22:39 GMT
It would make a cheap fender
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 27, 2018 12:30:46 GMT
They're no good. I had one. I gave her a love bite and she farted and flew out of the window.
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