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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 23, 2018 20:46:29 GMT
We have a few members here that can advise you on where it goes. Ooh, you are awful!
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Post by thebfg on Jul 23, 2018 20:57:19 GMT
We have a few members here that can advise you on where it goes. Ooh, you are awful! but pretty funny.
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Post by phil70 on Jul 23, 2018 21:33:55 GMT
Ask is she any good at ironing shirts. What's a shirt? Phil
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Post by peterboat on Jul 23, 2018 22:16:29 GMT
Mr Stabby, Whats the worse thing that can happen? apart from you waking up with a sore arse and no boat! I think you need to meet her but keep us informed so that we know what scams to avoid
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 23, 2018 22:55:40 GMT
Well, she obviously wasn't impressed by my offer because we have just had this brief exchange...
OK Hello
How as been your day
23:39
Hi, all been good, very hot! What have you been doing?
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Post by bargemast on Jul 24, 2018 7:30:22 GMT
What worries me most about having her aboard is the confrontation we would have when her knickers started going missing. Do you have a washing line on the boat, or has your illness spread and you're nicking knickers from anywhere now ?
Peter.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 24, 2018 7:44:27 GMT
Now it looks like she will be needing somewhere to stay...
Hello good morning Hi to you too
Hope you slept well
Hello Hi, yes, I always sleep well, only just woken up. What are you doing today?
Need to meet the landlord Ah ok all ok I hope
Is not ok I'm sorry to hear that.
Ok
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 24, 2018 8:36:17 GMT
Aha! Sob story coming up. Needs money to pay the landlord who has been abusing her. I suspect you are right. I've noticed that overnight she has gone from having 66 Facebook friends to 191 so she's not let her landlord worries put her off socialising.
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Post by metanoia on Jul 24, 2018 9:08:58 GMT
Ask is she any good at ironing shirts. What's a shirt? Phil What's "ironing"?
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Post by Trina on Jul 24, 2018 11:47:03 GMT
I like creases,they are in my boat clothes & my go anywhere body...😒
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Post by naughtyfox on Jul 24, 2018 12:18:30 GMT
Trina: "I've got the body of a sixteen year old girl" Benny Hill: "Well you'd better give it back then, you'll get it all wrinkled!"
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Post by Andyberg on Jul 24, 2018 15:43:14 GMT
Any news on the legover prospects?
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 24, 2018 16:02:16 GMT
Any news on the legover prospects? Not since this morning, but with 138 new Facebook friends I expect she's been a bit busy giving them the same bollocks.
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Post by metanoia on Jul 24, 2018 18:02:21 GMT
Any news on the legover prospects? Not since this morning, but with 138 new Facebook friends I expect she's been a bit busy giving them the same bollocks. Is that another euphemism - bit like ironing?
Sometimes it's a relief not to live in the "real" world.
Good luck - but mainly, have a good time, Mr S x
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Post by phil70 on Jul 24, 2018 18:23:44 GMT
Any news on the legover prospects? And the question was asked of whom? Phil
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