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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2018 19:27:53 GMT
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Post by bargemast on Aug 8, 2018 19:29:30 GMT
My missus told me there was something on a FB group about the bins overflowing at Cosgrove. Apparently there was some kind of fete going on and Mr Parry was there. A load of them dragged him there to show him. No idea if it got sorted... Anyone who can't even sit on the arse end of a moored boat for a posed photo without feeling the need to wear an automatic life jacket has to be a bit of a wank puffin. With or without the self inflation life jacket which doesn't change what you think of him I bet, and I can't blame you for that 
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2018 19:31:51 GMT
My missus told me there was something on a FB group about the bins overflowing at Cosgrove. Apparently there was some kind of fete going on and Mr Parry was there. A load of them dragged him there to show him. No idea if it got sorted... Anyone who can't even sit on the arse end of a moored boat for a posed photo without feeling the need to wear an automatic life jacket has to be a bit of a wank puffin. ....and it’s probably only 3ft deep! My bruv had to do a test to allow him to run trip boats on the Basy. As part of the test the ‘examiner’askrd him what he should say to the paying punters if the boat started to sink. He said...”Stand Up”. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2018 19:35:18 GMT
I have been advised professionally by one of my SIS colleagues who is a big wig to ask the question is he on a wide boat or a narrow boat.
I know the answer but she asked me to ask on here as she did not believe me.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Aug 8, 2018 19:36:51 GMT
Anyone who can't even sit on the arse end of a moored boat for a posed photo without feeling the need to wear an automatic life jacket has to be a bit of a wank puffin. ....and it’s probably only 3ft deep! My bruv had to do a test to allow him to run trip boats on the Basy. As part of the test the ‘examiner’askrd him what he should say to the paying punters if the boat started to sink. He said...”Stand Up”. Apparently, on the trip boats at Chester during the safety briefing they say "In the unlikely event of the boat sinking, swim to the nearest Tesco trolley and await rescue". |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2018 19:38:46 GMT
"Wank puffin" It's the language of Shakespeare. Love it Rog |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2018 19:43:37 GMT
....and it’s probably only 3ft deep! My bruv had to do a test to allow him to run trip boats on the Basy. As part of the test the ‘examiner’askrd him what he should say to the paying punters if the boat started to sink. He said...”Stand Up”. Apparently, on the trip boats at Chester during the safety briefing they say "In the unlikely event of the boat sinking, swim to the nearest Tesco trolley and await rescue". Racist! Why not a Waitrose trolley? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2018 19:51:14 GMT
It would be anti-semitic not to mention Lidl. One must not discriminate.
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Post by metanoia on Aug 8, 2018 20:10:53 GMT
"Wank puffin" It's the language of Shakespeare. Love it Rog You must have gone to the same skool as Nick No-one to be that clever, Rog!!! x |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Aug 8, 2018 20:18:35 GMT
Apparently, on the trip boats at Chester during the safety briefing they say "In the unlikely event of the boat sinking, swim to the nearest Tesco trolley and await rescue". Racist! Why not a Waitrose trolley? I think Waitrose have only recently expanded into the north, in response to the locals tentatively experimenting with more sophisticated foods than chip barms, mushy peas and Henderson's sauce. Apparently, anywhere north of Watford Gap services, they have a whole aisle dedicated to Waitrose Finest whippet and pigeon food. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2018 20:26:42 GMT
I have been advised professionally by one of my SIS colleagues who is a big wig to ask the question is he on a wide boat or a narrow boat. I know the answer but she asked me to ask on here as she did not believe me. It's John Sloanes boat, and narrow. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2018 20:30:00 GMT
Racist! Why not a Waitrose trolley? I think Waitrose have only recently expanded into the north, in response to the locals tentatively experimenting with more sophisticated foods than chip barms, mushy peas and Henderson's sauce. Apparently, anywhere north of Watford Gap services, they have a whole aisle dedicated to Waitrose Finest whippet and pigeon food. ....but Chester is like an island of poshness up North. Have you not heard of footballers wifes? Actually, last time I was in Chester, it reminded me of New York...full of police and very sterile... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2018 20:38:13 GMT
I have been advised professionally by one of my SIS colleagues who is a big wig to ask the question is he on a wide boat or a narrow boat. I know the answer but she asked me to ask on here as she did not believe me. It's John Sloanes boat, and narrow. John Sloane was a good bloke...as for narrow...time will tell.. |
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Post by Trina on Aug 8, 2018 20:57:20 GMT
I think Waitrose have only recently expanded into the north, in response to the locals tentatively experimenting with more sophisticated foods than chip barms, mushy peas and Henderson's sauce. Apparently, anywhere north of Watford Gap services, they have a whole aisle dedicated to Waitrose Finest whippet and pigeon food. ....but Chester is like an island of poshness up North. Have you not heard of footballers wifes? Actually, last time I was in Chester, it reminded me of New York...full of police and very sterile... I am from Chester & am incredibly posh,I even crook my little finger whilst drinking my pint... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2018 21:16:27 GMT
....but Chester is like an island of poshness up North. Have you not heard of footballers wifes? Actually, last time I was in Chester, it reminded me of New York...full of police and very sterile... I am from Chester & am incredibly posh,I even crook my little finger whilst drinking my pint... :-) |
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