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Post by dyertribe on Dec 30, 2018 21:39:21 GMT
Hey, I'm bleeding to death here and your muttering about CDWF. Priorities please.... Ok, raise the bleeding limb above the level of your heart and wrap it in a clean tea towel or put a plaster on it depending upon the severity of the bleed. Take a paracetamol. If the blood is coming out in regular spurts, call 999 You poor thing. There, that’s as caring as I get, Patty is the nurse here, ‘m he haematologist, if push came to shove I could crossmatch a couple of units of blood for you but the techniques have changed since I did it on a regular basis so it could take some time.
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Post by patty on Dec 30, 2018 21:40:51 GMT
Hey, I'm bleeding to death here and your muttering about CDWF. Priorities please.... Ok, raise the bleeding limb above the level of your heart and wrap it in a clean tea towel or put a plaster on it depending upon the severity of the bleed. Take a paracetamol. If the blood is coming out in regular spurts, call 999 You poor thing. There, that’s as caring as I get, Patty is the nurse here, ‘m he haematologist, if push came to shove I could crossmatch a couple of units of blood for you but the techniques have changed since I did it on a regular basis so it could take some time. There u go we have responded....an ace team we'd make
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Post by Trina on Dec 30, 2018 21:44:53 GMT
And all I want is ...drink ! Sod anyone bleeding as I'm running out of serviettes(especially pretty Christmas ones).
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Post by dyertribe on Dec 30, 2018 21:44:57 GMT
Ok, raise the bleeding limb above the level of your heart and wrap it in a clean tea towel or put a plaster on it depending upon the severity of the bleed. Take a paracetamol. If the blood is coming out in regular spurts, call 999 You poor thing. There, that’s as caring as I get, Patty is the nurse here, ‘m he haematologist, if push came to shove I could crossmatch a couple of units of blood for you but the techniques have changed since I did it on a regular basis so it could take some time. There u go we have responded....an ace team we'd make Thunderboat First Response Team!! Gawd help us all!!!
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Dec 30, 2018 21:46:12 GMT
Post by dyertribe on Dec 30, 2018 21:46:12 GMT
And all I want is ...drink ! Sod anyone bleeding as I'm running out of serviettes(especially pretty Christmas ones). Tesco had some festive kitchen roll if your desperate? Alternatively, try not to spill any.
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Dec 30, 2018 21:54:28 GMT
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Post by Trina on Dec 30, 2018 21:54:28 GMT
If I did spill any,you just know what would happen don't you...😋😋?
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Dec 30, 2018 21:56:54 GMT
Post by dyertribe on Dec 30, 2018 21:56:54 GMT
If I did spill any,you just know what would happen don't you...😋😋? Not necessarily?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2018 22:10:09 GMT
Ok, raise the bleeding limb above the level of your heart and wrap it in a clean tea towel or put a plaster on it depending upon the severity of the bleed. Take a paracetamol. If the blood is coming out in regular spurts, call 999 You poor thing. There, that’s as caring as I get, Patty is the nurse here, ‘m he haematologist, if push came to shove I could crossmatch a couple of units of blood for you but the techniques have changed since I did it on a regular basis so it could take some time. There u go we have responded....an ace team we'd make Just slightly late - I've bled to death already!
Seriously though,and a message not aimed at you - give the cwdf members who have come over to the dark side a bit of a break, I could go on but just want people to give others a chance when they have freedom (and that does mean allowing for fallout during the change period without being too bitchy during that time).
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Post by duncan on Dec 30, 2018 22:11:17 GMT
Hands up if you give a shit about what CWDF members think of us Rog No, but I do like to think we hold the moral high ground.
After a few comments about Foxy's language he has agreed not to use the word again, this is exactly the self moderation in action that everyone has been saying works on here.
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Post by Trina on Dec 30, 2018 22:11:26 GMT
If I did spill any,you just know what would happen don't you...😋😋? Not necessarily? 😋😋😋😋😋for any spillages...
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Post by dyertribe on Dec 30, 2018 22:28:03 GMT
There u go we have responded....an ace team we'd make Just slightly late - I've bled to death already!
Seriously though,and a message not aimed at you - give the cwdf members who have come over to the dark side a bit of a break, I could go on but just want people to give others a chance when they have freedom (and that does mean allowing for fallout during the change period without being too bitchy during that time).
If youve bled to death I do hope you had your organ donor card about your person, I can’t abide waste. Other than one notable exception all of our new recruits have been warmly welcomed as far as I can tell, please tell me if I’m wrong and I will personally harangue (lovely word innit?) the unwelcoming moron on this forum <pushes up sleeves, cracks knuckles>
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Post by tonyqj on Dec 30, 2018 22:51:10 GMT
... if push came to shove I could crossmatch a couple of units of blood for you but the techniques have changed since I did it on a regular basis so it could take some time. I’m B+, does that help?
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Dec 30, 2018 23:07:34 GMT
Post by dyertribe on Dec 30, 2018 23:07:34 GMT
... if push came to shove I could crossmatch a couple of units of blood for you but the techniques have changed since I did it on a regular basis so it could take some time. I’m B+, does that help? Mmm, I was taught never to believe anyone who knew their blood group as that is the quickest route to a transfusion known to man!! i’m O Neg though 😂😂
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2018 23:14:58 GMT
A+ here but unable to donate. Wife had a kidney transplant (living donor) about 10 yrs before I met her.
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Post by brummieboy on Dec 30, 2018 23:15:29 GMT
... if push came to shove I could crossmatch a couple of units of blood for you but the techniques have changed since I did it on a regular basis so it could take some time. I’m B+, does that help? Did you know this is 'Gypsies blood'? Apparently 6% of the population of Europe have this group. Most were in Eastern Europe when I was a donor, but I suspect this has changed since the early 2000's.
regarding the CWDF comments, I got two 'points' for suggesting a post was trolling. I can say what I like on here, but I'm sure if I post a complete load of b******* on enough occasions, then no-one will pay any attention to me. In general life, if I swear at anyone, they really know I'm pissed off, because there has been enough preamble before I resort to swearing. On a forum, you don't have the opportunity to escalate your response in a one to one situation.
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