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Post by Jim on Dec 30, 2018 17:17:50 GMT
A raised leg fart always goes down well to break the ice. A follow through will have her ecstatic.
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Post by peterboat on Dec 30, 2018 17:47:08 GMT
Just remember that widebeams dont rock............................
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2018 17:55:05 GMT
Last time I dated a woman was 11th April 2009. She had my first daughter on 11th April 2010. Then another one a couple of years later (second one was not born on the same day).
this has made me extremely wary of dating. Maybe its different when you get older.
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Post by bargemast on Dec 30, 2018 19:05:07 GMT
A raised leg fart always goes down well to break the ice. That's probably the reason you're living with Shania, at least she doesn't mind that you don't know how to behave yourself in company of woman. Peter.
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Post by bamber on Dec 30, 2018 19:38:16 GMT
From earlier revelations, if she's got a cat take ricco with you and make up a foursome to break the ice.😀
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Post by Clinton Cool on Dec 30, 2018 20:56:24 GMT
Thing is I'm not your typical bloke, who might aim a kick at a cat if he got the chance. I quite like cats actually. It wasn't really my fault that that socks was lurking as I stepped out of bed.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Dec 30, 2018 21:07:06 GMT
A raised leg fart always goes down well to break the ice. That's probably the reason you're living with Shania, at least she doesn't mind that you don't know how to behave yourself in company of woman. Shania may have her faults- she costs me a fortune in puncture repair kits- but to her credit she is very quiet and undemanding and those are good (and unusual) qualities for a woman to have.
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Post by Trina on Dec 30, 2018 21:28:27 GMT
Thing is I'm not your typical bloke, who might aim a kick at a cat if he got the chance. I quite like cats actually. It wasn't really my fault that that socks was lurking as I stepped out of bed. You didn't try to stick your foot in like a slipper...did you ? 😮
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Post by bills on Dec 30, 2018 21:29:53 GMT
That's probably the reason you're living with Shania, at least she doesn't mind that you don't know how to behave yourself in company of woman. Shania may have her faults- she costs me a fortune in puncture repair kits- but to her credit she is very quiet and undemanding and those are good (and unusual) qualities for a woman to have. Letting her wear the stilettos might reduce the punctures.
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Post by bargemast on Dec 30, 2018 21:44:01 GMT
That's probably the reason you're living with Shania, at least she doesn't mind that you don't know how to behave yourself in company of woman. Shania may have her faults- she costs me a fortune in puncture repair kits- but to her credit she is very quiet and undemanding and those are good (and unusual) qualities for a woman to have. If you do some more HGV driving to fill up your kitty, you may invest in a better replacement for Shania, I know that it will break her heart, but that surely won't be a problem for you. So how about one on these then ? Peter.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Dec 30, 2018 21:48:47 GMT
Could I just ask how on earth you came to find a video like that?
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Post by Jim on Dec 31, 2018 7:37:09 GMT
Could I just ask how on earth you came to find a video like that? They give you a copy when you visit?
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Post by bargemast on Dec 31, 2018 8:02:26 GMT
Could I just ask how on earth you came to find a video like that? I expected more a question of "how in heaven" I came to find a video like that. Peter.
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Post by bargemast on Dec 31, 2018 8:06:29 GMT
Could I just ask how on earth you came to find a video like that? They give you a copy when you visit? I don't suppose so, as that would be a real bargain. If that would be the case, then I don't think that you would be able to park near that place anymore because of all the HGV's Peter.
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Post by naughtyfox on Jan 2, 2019 19:38:44 GMT
Did Andyberg get his leg over or not? Surely he can't still be 'at it' after a week ??!!
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