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Post by phil70 on Jan 18, 2020 17:13:30 GMT
Today I had 2 phone calls from "Her Majesty's custom and excise department" saying that they had issued an arrest warrant for me. I was instructed to dial 1 to speak to my case worker
I like a laugh and was going to dial 1 but Chris stopped me. Anybody got any idea what would happen? Naturally I would not disclose any of my details but really wanted to give my name as Michael Mouse and my address as 1 Wibbly Wobbly Walk etc etc
Phil
Actually they seemed to forgotten that phoning to say there was an arrest warrant issued would see any criminal having it away on his toes, far easier for the police to just rock up and nick you unannounced
Phil the Felon
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2020 17:23:29 GMT
Don't give Mr Stabby ideas ... you'll never hear the end of it  Rog |
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Post by bodger on Jan 18, 2020 17:29:48 GMT
Don't give Mr Stabby ideas ... you'll never here the end of it Rog neither hear nor their they're ?? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2020 17:30:42 GMT
Today I had 2 phone calls from "Her Majesty's custom and excise department" saying that they had issued an arrest warrant for me. I was instructed to dial 1 to speak to my case worker I like a laugh and was going to dial 1 but Chris stopped me. Anybody got any idea what would happen? Naturally I would not disclose any of my details but really wanted to give my name as Michael Mouse and my address as 1 Wibbly Wobbly Walk etc etc Phil Actually they seemed to forgotten that phoning to say there was an arrest warrant issued would see any criminal having it away on his toes, far easier for the police to just rock up and nick you unannounced Phil the Felon Always suspected that you were a tad dodgy. |
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Post by bodger on Jan 18, 2020 17:34:59 GMT
Today I had 2 phone calls from "Her Majesty's custom and excise department" saying that they had issued an arrest warrant for me. I was instructed to dial 1 to speak to my case worker I like a laugh and was going to dial 1 but Chris stopped me. Anybody got any idea what would happen? Naturally I would not disclose any of my details but really wanted to give my name as Michael Mouse and my address as 1 Wibbly Wobbly Walk etc etc Phil Actually they seemed to forgotten that phoning to say there was an arrest warrant issued would see any criminal having it away on his toes, far easier for the police to just rock up and nick you unannounced Phil the Felon request to transfer £1,000 to the nominated bank account and the matter will be considered resolved. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2020 17:44:21 GMT
Has anyone heard from phil70 since this incident or did the rozzers take his phone away ? |
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Post by phil70 on Jan 18, 2020 18:05:16 GMT
Nope, I'm still here
Phil aka Michael Mouse
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2020 18:22:17 GMT
What's that rattling sound ... is it phil70 's hand cuffs ? Rog |
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Post by duncan on Jan 18, 2020 18:32:07 GMT
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Post by Trina on Jan 18, 2020 20:11:17 GMT
What's that rattling sound ... is it phil70 's hand cuffs ? Rog Ooooooh,handcuffs(furry?)& he's a felon.Phil's looking good !😉😘 |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 18, 2020 20:17:17 GMT
Today I had 2 phone calls from "Her Majesty's custom and excise department" saying that they had issued an arrest warrant for me. I was instructed to dial 1 to speak to my case worker Best thing to do is say "Oh, ok I'll do that right now then" and then put the phone down somewhere with the call still connected and go off and do something else for half an hour like polishing the boat or taking the rubbish to the tip. |
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Post by naughtyfox on Jan 18, 2020 20:35:41 GMT
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Post by bodger on Jan 18, 2020 21:28:44 GMT
he hasn't changed ............ if anything he is on the downward slope.
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Post by phil70 on Jan 18, 2020 23:30:25 GMT
he hasn't changed ............ if anything he is on the downward slope. But hey,that was kinda funny Phil |
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Post by phil70 on Jan 19, 2020 23:33:38 GMT
Wow! according to the Local FB group another couple of days and there won't be anybody left in Isleham ........ we will all have been arrested, the whole village and surrounds have had the same call
Phil
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