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Post by Clinton Cool on Dec 24, 2020 18:22:12 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2020 18:55:01 GMT
Agreed.
I'm social distancing from the woman (what a relief) and the kids (less of a relief) but will be giving them (the kids) their kinder surprise eggs tomorrow for which they will be eternally grateful I am sure.
I've always quite liked a spot of light social distancing so now that it has been authorised by hm.gov as a valid activity I feel vindicated.
Long live social distancing!
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Post by bodger on Dec 24, 2020 20:01:27 GMT
.............. will be giving them (the kids) their kinder surprise eggs tomorrow for which they will be eternally grateful I am sure. tight arse !! I doubt they will be very grateful for a Kinder surprise ................ unless of course it was ironical.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2020 20:11:04 GMT
No, it wasn't 'ironical' at all.
They understand my view of Christmas and yes the woman has the same general idea but she is less humorous about it.
Fortunately the kids have picked up on my humour.
They watched "catch me if you can" yesterday with their mum and today while in the park they were explaining to me the "knock knock, who's there, go fuck yourself" joke.
We are not a conventional family.
They will like the kinder eggs.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2020 20:11:46 GMT
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Post by Mr Stabby on Dec 24, 2020 20:12:45 GMT
I will be completely and totally ignoring it, as is my habit.
Apart from not having to go to work which is obviously a Good Thing.
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Post by patty on Dec 24, 2020 21:33:47 GMT
I think my day may actually be all right.... it'll sort of be the same as some of my other days.. not sure the box of wine gonna last out...
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Post by Clinton Cool on Dec 25, 2020 0:17:02 GMT
I thought you were off the wine Patty? Or at least strictly self moderating?
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Post by duncan on Dec 25, 2020 0:23:27 GMT
Merry Bollocks to you too!!
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Post by Mr Stabby on Dec 25, 2020 4:01:31 GMT
Agreed. I'm social distancing from the woman (what a relief) Actually, I've seen the photos you've posted of Mrs Magnetman and she's very tidy although I suspect that like most women she is irrational and deranged but skilled in the art of seduction. Luckily my partner is an inflatable doll so when it all gets a bit too much I can just deflate her and put her back in her carrier bag.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2020 7:38:21 GMT
No, it wasn't 'ironical' at all. They understand my view of Christmas and yes the woman has the same general idea but she is less humorous about it. Fortunately the kids have picked up on my humour. They watched "catch me if you can" yesterday with their mum and today while in the park they were explaining to me the "knock knock, who's there, go fuck yourself" joke. We are not a conventional family. They will like the kinder eggs. A lot of stuff in that film is made up (surprisingly). The autobiography doesn't mention anybody called Hanratty.
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Post by patty on Dec 25, 2020 7:48:01 GMT
I thought you were off the wine Patty? Or at least strictly self moderating? thats wot i thought....... I am self moderating sort of ... just sticking to one brand of red vino(for now)
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Post by bodger on Dec 25, 2020 8:40:09 GMT
snow on the hills, Met Office have declared a White Christmas, several degrees of frost here, grannies staring at an empty room, kids wondering why the wrapped presents under the dining table feel as if they are just empty boxes, Boris has a self-satisfied inane grin on his face, 5000 foreign truck drivers have been shitting just behind the Armco and sleeping in their cabs for 4 nights thanks to the French - what's not to like?
merry bollox to the bleedin' lot of you - including Basil Brush.
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Post by phil70 on Dec 25, 2020 8:55:44 GMT
I thought you were off the wine Patty? Or at least strictly self moderating? thats wot i thought....... I am self moderating sort of ... just sticking to one brand of red vino(for now) Merlot rools!!! Yes? Phil
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Post by patty on Dec 25, 2020 15:00:25 GMT
thats wot i thought....... I am self moderating sort of ... just sticking to one brand of red vino(for now) Merlot rools!!! Yes? Phil Hang on Ill check label.... Nope... Pheasant Gully...Shiraz Cabernet Sauvignon..S E Australia Gd'day sport...or whatever they say
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