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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 22:12:05 GMT
why did someone choose a kilt-wearing drunken sassenach to collect a 'national trophy', which I assume is a trophy awarded to a nation. on second thoughts, wtf is a national trophy anyway? A trophy awarded to someone within a nation (ie the UK, in this case) for doing something better than anyone else in that nation (the UK, in this case). What I was trying to do was to explain why I, as a resident of Aberdeen, Scotland, had to travel down for a dinner in Nottingham, Englandshire to pick up a trophy. Bodger is as old as time but doesn't understand the concept of a national award? The BBC cover the subject well. m.bbc.co.uk/sport/get-inspired/38239219
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Post by kris on Mar 14, 2017 22:16:27 GMT
Well since it is going to cause so much offence to so many people, I'm going to post it (even though I secretly know that the offence is faux just to get me to post it!). So here goes. By the way, I'm the one on the left with the alcohol-induced stupid grin - in case it's not obvious. View AttachmentThe chap in the right, making a grab for my sporran (dirty bastard) is wearing Lederhosen (he's Bavarian in case you were wondering). The chap in the middle is normal height but we are REALLY TALL. So be very afraid. thats the most offensive thing I've seen on thunderboat, there should be laws against posting things like that.
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Post by Telemachus on Mar 14, 2017 22:23:22 GMT
Nick really is abnormally tall, he made me feel like a Borrower when we passed each other at Lilford lock on the Nene. ...anyway Gazza...how come I'm tall but got a small dick? Please help me man...anything I can buy...or attach myself to? (a ship maybe)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 22:25:49 GMT
I thought I'd read that you pilot a chopper.
That wasn't what I was thinking of though.
Rog
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Post by bills on Mar 14, 2017 22:26:50 GMT
That looks like a clear case of cultural appropriation to me.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 22:29:12 GMT
...anyway Gazza...how come I'm tall but got a small dick? Please help me man...anything I can buy...or attach myself to? (a ship maybe) Bloody Dyson, all show, no go.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 22:50:29 GMT
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Post by bodger on Mar 14, 2017 22:56:46 GMT
A trophy awarded to someone within a nation (ie the UK, in this case) for doing something better than anyone else in that nation (the UK, in this case). What I was trying to do was to explain why I, as a resident of Aberdeen, Scotland, had to travel down for a dinner in Nottingham, Englandshire to pick up a trophy. Bodger is as old as time but doesn't understand the concept of a national award? The BBC cover the subject well. m.bbc.co.uk/sport/get-inspired/38239219do I really have to append a silly emoticon to suggest a tongue in my cheek? .................... yes, I suppose in your case I do, Shortarse.
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Post by bodger on Mar 14, 2017 23:03:08 GMT
why did someone choose a kilt-wearing drunken sassenach to collect a 'national trophy', which I assume is a trophy awarded to a nation. on second thoughts, wtf is a national trophy anyway? A trophy awarded to someone within a nation (ie the UK, in this case) for doing something better than anyone else in that nation (the UK, in this case). What I was trying to do was to explain why I, as a resident of Aberdeen, Scotland, had to travel down for a dinner in Nottingham, Englandshire to pick up a trophy. Nick, we've established that you are extraordinarily well endowed, even in proportion to your majestic height, but you haven't explained what you did with it that was better than anyone else in the UK. Or was the 'doing something' just the 'growing' of the monster, as in a prize-winning giant marrow at the county horticultural show? I suppose that would explain the need to wear a kilt.
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Post by Telemachus on Mar 14, 2017 23:16:20 GMT
A trophy awarded to someone within a nation (ie the UK, in this case) for doing something better than anyone else in that nation (the UK, in this case). What I was trying to do was to explain why I, as a resident of Aberdeen, Scotland, had to travel down for a dinner in Nottingham, Englandshire to pick up a trophy. Nick, we've established that you are extraordinarily well endowed, even in proportion to your majestic height, but you haven't explained what you did with it that was better than anyone else in the UK. Or was the 'doing something' just the 'growing' of the monster, as in a prize-winning giant marrow at the county horticultural show? I suppose that would explain the need to wear a kilt. I couldn't possibly say.... oh alright, it was for the greatest gain of height which, at 25,427' is clearly not referring to my knob. It's not THAT big.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2017 0:12:39 GMT
do I really have to append a silly emoticon to suggest a tongue in my cheek? .................... yes, I suppose in your case I do, Shortarse. I thought the same thing, I very nearly used one in my BBC post....... how tall are you?
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Post by IainS on Mar 15, 2017 1:23:52 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2017 5:25:28 GMT
....Will require a few more lines from you than that.....
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Post by patty on Mar 15, 2017 6:41:43 GMT
Just had to check what that topic was.... yep right off course
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Post by kris on Mar 15, 2017 8:02:11 GMT
That looks like a clear case of cultural appropriation to me. your right an English man wearing a kilt is definately cultural appropriation.
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