thinking of buying house in Burnham on Crouch

Dengie is an interesting place. One of my favourite parts of the world. Watch out for all the stuff for sale in peoples front gardens.
Oh and there is Cocker Freeman



Just can't resist it

The Worst Things in Burnham on Crouch, Essex:


The Essex Ale piss-water the pubs serve and at the beer festival.
The miserable old bastards from th e con club
Pension day in Fiveways, man, the place smells like an undertakers innit! some mask the smell of their urine soaked cloths with Brut or Old Spice.
alex jennings, and the carnival cause its pants!
chav scum on the streets
chav scum on the streets
Colins full monty brekfast in the Cabin Dairy!!!
Inbreds from Southminster flooding in via the train. It should end here!
CHAV SCUM
The inarticulate morons who try to trash the station - one day chaps you may need to get a train to go a few or more stops so that you can start your job flipping burgers ( you obviously will not be commuting to London to work as you are not bright enough !!) The idiots who drive their 206's etc with the roaring engines and even louder cheap stereos - shame that you seem unable to drive and obviosly can't read ( Do you visit the station as well ? ) 30 means THIRTY NOT 50 MPH - Still when you crash as most of you seem to it leaves a bit more room on the road for those of us that can drive and read !
wow, have they heard of sterilisation and not breeding ....
the dirty river.
Burnham and District Museum
woteva u do gets arand in bout 3 seconds coz burnhams so small!
Whinging residents who let these little woobas get to them - god don't bite, just laugh at them, what do you think they're gonna do, whack you with their pokemon cards? Large gangs?? - its hardly the Krays now is it! Burnham Week Burnham Carnival
Fiveways,Not enough shops(good ones)and The public transport.
Whinging people who complain about the Sunday bikers - I'm for anyone who brings money into the town
High Prices in dillons the so called ONE STOP it needs a kick up the you know where. The Closing of the high street during Burnham So called Town show with very little going on its a wonder that it is still going at all. More organisation needed-- Too many chiefs and not enough indians.
the yobs.......running about at night screaming their heads off.
The Woobas
There's a hell of a lot of plebs, a lot of the residents have webbed feet
Magnapps Farm Railway James Crewdson The Coachhorse
Never feeling a hundred percent safe. The the town is frequested by several large gangs of youths, who often look for trouble, so whenever you do go out in Burnham, especially at night, be careful
The junkies outside the library
the crappy rail and bus service

I hope you enjoy the house life. 👍


I like old people though that may be because I'm old.

The Worst Things in Burnham on Crouch, Essex:


The Essex Ale piss-water the pubs serve and at the beer festival.
The miserable old bastards from th e con club
Pension day in Fiveways, man, the place smells like an undertakers innit! some mask the smell of their urine soaked cloths with Brut or Old Spice.
alex jennings, and the carnival cause its pants!
chav scum on the streets
chav scum on the streets
Colins full monty brekfast in the Cabin Dairy!!!
Inbreds from Southminster flooding in via the train. It should end here!
CHAV SCUM
The inarticulate morons who try to trash the station - one day chaps you may need to get a train to go a few or more stops so that you can start your job flipping burgers ( you obviously will not be commuting to London to work as you are not bright enough !!) The idiots who drive their 206's etc with the roaring engines and even louder cheap stereos - shame that you seem unable to drive and obviosly can't read ( Do you visit the station as well ? ) 30 means THIRTY NOT 50 MPH - Still when you crash as most of you seem to it leaves a bit more room on the road for those of us that can drive and read !
wow, have they heard of sterilisation and not breeding ....
the dirty river.
Burnham and District Museum
woteva u do gets arand in bout 3 seconds coz burnhams so small!
Whinging residents who let these little woobas get to them - god don't bite, just laugh at them, what do you think they're gonna do, whack you with their pokemon cards? Large gangs?? - its hardly the Krays now is it! Burnham Week Burnham Carnival
Fiveways,Not enough shops(good ones)and The public transport.
Whinging people who complain about the Sunday bikers - I'm for anyone who brings money into the town
High Prices in dillons the so called ONE STOP it needs a kick up the you know where. The Closing of the high street during Burnham So called Town show with very little going on its a wonder that it is still going at all. More organisation needed-- Too many chiefs and not enough indians.
the yobs.......running about at night screaming their heads off.
The Woobas
There's a hell of a lot of plebs, a lot of the residents have webbed feet
Magnapps Farm Railway James Crewdson The Coachhorse
Never feeling a hundred percent safe. The the town is frequested by several large gangs of youths, who often look for trouble, so whenever you do go out in Burnham, especially at night, be careful
The junkies outside the library
the crappy rail and bus service