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Proud dad moment!👍 Aug 17, 2017 14:38:37 GMT via mobile

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Aug 17, 2017 14:29:02 GMT naughtyfox said:

Aug 17, 2017 13:52:32 GMT @magnetman said:

Tell us something we don't know

I'm wearing a blue sock on my left foor, and a light brown sock on my right foot.

That's a relief I like odd socks too !

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Proud dad moment!👍 Aug 17, 2017 14:41:56 GMT via mobile JohnV likes this

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Aug 17, 2017 14:30:21 GMT naughtyfox said:

The kids on my bus have asked to see me eating cat food again. Whiskas. (It's a trick my sister taught me - it's really orange jelly and chopped up Mars Bar - looks like the real thing).

How do you manage to get it in a tin and seal it shut ?

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Proud dad moment!👍 Aug 17, 2017 17:11:17 GMT Mr Stabby likes this

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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 17, 2017 17:11:17 GMT

You open the bottom with a can opener, fill the washed can with the jelly and Mars Bar pieces, then sellotape it shut. The pull-top is left intact so that when you rip it open and dig in with a spoon, the kids gasp in awe, and the reputation that their bus driver eats cat food spreads.

Quiet minds cannot be perplexed or frightened
but go on in fortune or misfortune at their own private pace,
like a clock during a thunderstorm.

I hope that I never become famous and someone trawls my contributions on this site looking for the odd post which may be offensive.

Force them to pluralise words by putting apostrophes in, then everyone will mock them as imbeciles!

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Proud dad moment!👍 Aug 17, 2017 17:15:52 GMT

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