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Post by JohnV on Jan 14, 2018 15:49:46 GMT
I am presently deep in thought composing a rant at the braindead council employees of both Southend-on-Sea Borough Council and Castle Point Council.
Particularly the overbearing, ignorant, stupid little jumped up twat, who is either so stupid that she can't tell her arse from her elbow or is a lying little toerag who needs here arse thoroughly kicking. She who claims not to have had some information sent to her ..... that has since been returned to an address that they only could have known if they read the letter, and what's more it's in an official Council envelope ...... which is pretty clever for something they never received.
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Post by cygnus on Jan 14, 2018 15:53:30 GMT
You know the routine Johnv, 4 o clock Sunday, pub, and talk bollocks.
Foxy, my MP Ed Emptyed Milliband won't talk to me anymore and the Goole MP has gone the same way.
Fuck em.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 16:02:01 GMT
I suppose this topic really needs a poll (where's MJG when you really need him? (Rhetorical question - please do not answer) I'd give the no.1 slot to andyberg. Heartfelt ranting rather than the random bullshit Naughtyfox keeps posting. Its possible that Foxy could technically come first but there is so much crap to Wade through it sort of dilutes the quality. Scattergun approach I believe its called. With andyberg its short and to the point. I must look up the definition of the word rant now  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 16:04:50 GMT
Andyberg's rants are usually driven by humour, but quality never the less.
However for a real sense of moral outrage, and hurt innocence I think Mr Telemachus takes the gold medal.
Credit where it's due.
Naughty fox is more of a rambler than a ranter.
Rog
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Post by Andyberg on Jan 14, 2018 16:15:22 GMT
However for a real sense of moral outrage, and hurt innocence I think Mr Telemachus takes the gold medal. Rog I do enjoy Tellymakus's rants against the 'great unwashed', I'm sure he's fully aware how easy and how successful he is at winding folk up on here who sympathise with the 'dirty scrounging scrotes on boats! ' Quality ranting!😂😂   |
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Post by JohnV on Jan 14, 2018 16:19:47 GMT
 It's a strange thing, but when bad taste is bad enough ..... it almost begins to look good 
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Post by peterboat on Jan 14, 2018 16:44:45 GMT
Pig at the trough or what!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 16:51:49 GMT
However for a real sense of moral outrage, and hurt innocence I think Mr Telemachus takes the gold medal. Rog I do enjoy Tellymakus's rants against the 'great unwashed', I'm sure he's fully aware how easy and how successful he is at winding folk up on here who sympathise with the 'dirty scrounging scrotes on boats! ' Quality ranting!😂😂 Kensal. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 16:57:25 GMT
That boat is a work of art.
Rog
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Post by Jim on Jan 14, 2018 17:00:54 GMT
I feel perhaps having me down as 'ranter' No2 is a trifle harsh, I have only opened ranting posts on a few following subjects! All rantings fully justified!!
Pissed up tossers
Fireworks & inconsiderate tossers
Yoof speak
Great Heywood boat sales
Re-moaners constantly winging 'its not fair' boo hoo
BBC Paedo's
Mosques
Disabled drivers getting free parking
Scrotes vandalising locks
Is Mr Stabby rock or soft as shit?
Narrowboat Users Group dumbfucks
Dumb illiterate fucks
Political correctness
Ugly women involved in 'Pull a Pig'
Boaters throwing their excrement in hedges
Soft as shit 'Jihadi' Jack
Furious riding cyclists
Irresponsible dogowners not picking up their dogshit
Famous gropers/ perverts
shit cars
Passive vaping
Round Robin shitty xmas notes
'Denial' on the scrounge again at CWDF
food served on shit plates / boards etc
Dumbfuck, ugly bigamists
Rapists being released early
and my number 1 rant...
Lazy fat benefit scroungers over eating and sat watching TV all day...lazy, fat thundercunts.....kill them all with fire!!!
I think Im a pretty liberal & level headed sort of guy who firmly believes in 'Live & let live!'👍
You are lacking a rant on "drunks in hedges", that will get you up there. How many there are, how common round rufford arm, they look like a pile of windblown rubbish in the hedge, stink of wee and white lightning etc. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 17:09:58 GMT
serial ....... or one offs ? Haven't we only had two serial flouncers? Bloody lightwieghts! Who are they ? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 17:10:16 GMT
I do enjoy Tellymakus's rants against the 'great unwashed', I'm sure he's fully aware how easy and how successful he is at winding folk up on here who sympathise with the 'dirty scrounging scrotes on boats! ' Quality ranting!😂😂 Kensal. Reported |
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Post by Jim on Jan 14, 2018 17:28:45 GMT
Haven't we only had two serial flouncers? Bloody lightwieghts! Who are they ? I hate them whoever they are. Anyhow the daft muppets lose all their "likes" and long service stars, so when Foxy gets around to organising medals for such things they will miss out. Cue flouncer in whining tone "but I don't want medals anyway! ner ner ne ner ner" |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 17:31:49 GMT
I hate medals.
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Post by IainS on Jan 14, 2018 17:40:43 GMT
My impression is that Nick is more a stirrer than a ranter ...
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It's a strange thing, but when bad taste is bad enough ..... it almost begins to look good 
