Bridge over troubled water?

What's Boris "on about"?

For the cynical...

Soundbite to distract from what the meeting was really about for those that prefer news that doesn't require any thinking to digest. Me for instance - This is the only thing I know about the meeting so it worked. He probably sold everyone's granny for dog meat too, it'll be in the small print.

Or for the cynical...

The meeting was held as both sides thought they ought to be seen having a meeting. They talked about golf, shagging young wannabe political researchers, wanking over porn at work and that kind of thing. Then they needed a positive headline and conjured up this meaningless drivel as an example of neighbourly love and cooperation.

I understand what lolly is trying to say. Cynical or what?
Same old guff about the bayeux tapestry, the visit was already being negotiated between the british museum and the current museum where it lives. Prime ministers just capitalising on it, Fake news really.

"So the saviour of Brexit and natural successor to Treeza the Appeaser is sucking up to the EU province of France by suggesting to Macron we should build a 22 mile long bridge across Le Manche.

It’s a fucking stupid idea. Why? Well…

1. It’s prohibitably expensive
2. It would have to be so high to let shipping under it that the prevailing wind would mean it’d be unusable
3. How deep is the Channel? You’d need some pretty tall supports
4. How manoeuvrable are the big ships? Wouldn’t belong before one hit a support

The reason they built a tunnel is because a bridge was impractical. But never mind because BoJo thinks that a bridge would improve relations with Les Frogs. Presumably he’ll be suggesting we get Carillion to build it.

Apart from all that, why give the gimmegrants a new way to walk into Britain? Never mind building a bridge, let’s shut the fucking tunnel until the Fourth Reich get serious about stopping these migrants instead of helping them get across the Channel.

Boris, you’re a cunt and, if you’re serious about this, you’re a stupid fucking cunt…"

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"Nobody in their right mind living in the UK will think this is a good idea, for a vast number of factors.

In fact I am really struggling to think from the British perspective of even one good reason or benefit to even give consideration as to why it should be built. Sorry but a whim from the sad fucking upper class pathetic twattish (is that a word) buffoon otherwise known as BJ is just not acceptable.

What the fuck is wrong with this government?

Just when you think they cannot be any more fucking hopeless they manage to come up with some new ridiculous half baked idea costing billions and which will not significantly and directly benefit those liiving here. Garden bridge but on a much larger scale.

This tells me clearly they do not listen to the electorate, do not have the faintest idea about anything and need to be replaced.

The problem is that I do not know with what.

Boris Johnson and all politicians. Useless cunts."

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"I used to think he just pretended to be stupid. Now I know it’s not an act. I can safely say without fear of contradiction that Boris Johnson is an incompetent fat useless turd who fits right in alongside the rest of his government colleagues. Who’s going to save this country if these cunts are our best option?"

No, not really. I just don't like Boris Johnson. I think 'Boris Buses' are ugly and I would laugh to see someone chuck that buffoon off Westminster Bridge and for him never to surface.