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Post by duncan on Jan 17, 2019 18:28:34 GMT
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Post by thebfg on Jan 17, 2019 18:51:20 GMT
he did well at his age to escape without injury.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 17, 2019 18:57:45 GMT
"The duke was driving a Range Rover and was pulling out of a driveway onto the A149 when the accident happened."
Presumably the Police will be checking that his eyesight still meets the standard DVLA require of driving licence holders.
(That was sarcasm, by the way).
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2019 19:03:04 GMT
Hopefully breathalyzed him as well. What the feck is wrong with using the chauffeur when you are in that position and 97.
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Post by patty on Jan 17, 2019 19:04:46 GMT
Well hopefully our Liz will sort him out....
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Post by Andyberg on Jan 17, 2019 20:16:53 GMT
Probably just a 'practice run' by Liz & Phil / Mi6 for if Megan starts to shag a muslim or something!!
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Post by naughtyfox on Jan 17, 2019 20:31:56 GMT
he did well at his age to escape without injury. You wouldn't have said that if it had been your car he had hit. Perhaps he was having a practice run for Meghan... "She’ll be the next Princess Diana for the 21st Century. Get knocked up by the Ginger whinger a few times, get bored and start shagging any old fucker for the lols. Then when she gets found out and the press on her back (or face, or whatever position she fancies), she’ll do one of those “oh woe is me” TV interviews, shedding a few crocodile tears (while off-camera asking the interviewer, the cameraman, the director, floor manager, the cleaner, the bloke down the road etc.. if they’ll take her the ‘arris afterwards) It’ll all go pear shaped when a pissed off old Queenie tells MI6 to carry out another black-ops (ha!) somewhere in Paris – job done! The country goes into mourning for three weeks, and old ginger nut will breathe a sigh of relief and moves onto the white cow he’s been covertly shagging all this time (just like old Chuck!)"
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 17, 2019 20:34:40 GMT
Apparently he thought he was in Greece and turned on to the wrong side of the road.
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Post by naughtyfox on Jan 17, 2019 20:39:42 GMT
Figures show that over 2018, the number of drivers aged over 70 referred by the DVLA for extra testing increased by 20 per cent, from 4,424 to 5,500.
Drivers over 65 were responsible for eight per cent of the total driving offences committed in 2017, compared to three per cent committed by under-22-year-olds.
The over-70s are twice as likely as 17-year-olds to be pulled over for speeding offences, and three times more likely to misread traffic or road signals.
According to Driving Mobility, the UK's only provider of medical driving assessments, more than half of these pensioners will fail these tests and see their licences revoked as a result.
Is there anyone here over 70 who is still driving? Please inform of time of departure and intended route (signs may be misread!) and we'll try to avoid that side of the country, thank you.
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Post by Andyberg on Jan 17, 2019 20:41:51 GMT
Figures show that over 2018, the number of drivers aged over 70 referred by the DVLA for extra testing increased by 20 per cent, from 4,424 to 5,500. Drivers over 65 were responsible for eight per cent of the total driving offences committed in 2017, compared to three per cent committed by under-22-year-olds. The over-70s are twice as likely as 17-year-olds to be pulled over for speeding offences, and three times more likely to misread traffic or road signals. According to Driving Mobility, the UK's only provider of medical driving assessments, more than half of these pensioners will fail these tests and see their licences revoked as a result. Is there anyone here over 70 who is still driving? Please inform of time of departure and intended route (signs may be misread!) and we'll try to avoid that side of the country, thank you.Anyone over 60 should be made to take a test every year... doddering owd feckers!
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Post by patty on Jan 18, 2019 7:28:32 GMT
Figures show that over 2018, the number of drivers aged over 70 referred by the DVLA for extra testing increased by 20 per cent, from 4,424 to 5,500. Drivers over 65 were responsible for eight per cent of the total driving offences committed in 2017, compared to three per cent committed by under-22-year-olds. The over-70s are twice as likely as 17-year-olds to be pulled over for speeding offences, and three times more likely to misread traffic or road signals. According to Driving Mobility, the UK's only provider of medical driving assessments, more than half of these pensioners will fail these tests and see their licences revoked as a result. Is there anyone here over 70 who is still driving? Please inform of time of departure and intended route (signs may be misread!) and we'll try to avoid that side of the country, thank you.Anyone over 60 should be made to take a test every year... doddering owd feckers! err I don't consider myself as a 'doddering owd f.....'. ..62 next birthday
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Post by Clinton Cool on Jan 18, 2019 9:00:13 GMT
Probably just a 'practice run' by Liz & Phil / Mi6 for if Megan starts to shag a muslim or something!! Nowt wrong with shagging a Muslim, that's what I'm doing at the moment. Well not this very moment, you'll understand.
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Post by patty on Jan 18, 2019 11:36:37 GMT
U be careful..Muslims have family...
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Post by naughtyfox on Jan 18, 2019 11:47:12 GMT
And sharp knives for slitting your throat.
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Post by Trina on Jan 18, 2019 12:53:46 GMT
Might not be his throat they want to slit...😮
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