Er welcome onboard - please take a straight jacket off the peg and secure yourself promptly... although from your writings, I suspect you'll already have another means to hold a wax crayon even when tied up!
I do feel a fraud here... I mean, I've never been banned from anywhere - hmmmf. x
NB Bittern's Boom, 32ft Narrowboat reg'd 1968, moored on the highest mooring on the network.