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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2020 17:01:20 GMT
Twat.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2020 17:05:08 GMT
I think you are making a missed hake here. I think if this fish pun thing carries on I'm going to flounder Don't take the bait
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2020 17:06:23 GMT
Well you're entitled to your opinion Mr M, however controversial. One can only hope you're using the obscure slang for a pregnant goldfish
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Post by metanoia on Apr 14, 2020 17:40:06 GMT
bloater rage will get you in the end ...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2020 17:51:01 GMT
bloater rage will get you in the end ... I should say so. It very nearly did for me on the Ashby a few years ago. To be fair, the bloater in question was quite right to be outraged- I passed his moored boat in my little hire boat at almost 3mph, and great indeed was his righteous wrath. Luckily for me the hire boat had a turn of speed in it, and he couldn't keep up 4mph for any length of time I do wish tasers were legal
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Post by metanoia on Apr 14, 2020 18:02:24 GMT
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You're so right, Andrew (or perhaps Evangeline gave you the tits up) - don't take the bait x
Keep safe and well x
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Post by Jim on Apr 14, 2020 18:04:24 GMT
Well you're entitled to your opinion Mr M, however controversial. One can only hope you're using the obscure slang for a pregnant goldfish You have received an honour sir. Your first Twat! It's a tradition, rooted deeply in TB. May you collect many more. As for the other problem, wouldn't it be more worrying if, cruising along calm and quiet, there might be a scrotal lackage. Presuming you are male obvs.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2020 18:10:54 GMT
deleted - another one x You're so right, Andrew (or perhaps Evangeline gave you the tits up) - don't take the bait x Keep safe and well x Yes it was one of Evangeline's suggestions that one. I don't know how you knew that but let's just say you will be looked after.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2020 18:14:51 GMT
deleted - another one x You're so right, Andrew (or perhaps Evangeline gave you the tits up) - don't take the bait x Keep safe and well x Thanks indeed Ms M. God willing, neither scrotal rage nor boater rage shall be my doom. (By way of explanation, I've been listening to Lord of the Rings audiobooks this week, and the whole Elvish speech thing is getting into my system a bit)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2020 18:24:15 GMT
Well you're entitled to your opinion Mr M, however controversial. One can only hope you're using the obscure slang for a pregnant goldfish You have received an honour sir. Your first Twat! It's a tradition, rooted deeply in TB. May you collect many more. As for the other problem, wouldn't it be more worrying if, cruising along calm and quiet, there might be a scrotal lackage. Presuming you are male obvs. Oh I say... I had no idea *sniff* that really is too kind *sniff sniff* It almost brings a tear to the eye. And I have to say, credit to the gentlemen of t'forum. I did wonder if the word 'scrotal' would incite an avalanche of painful puns, but they've shown great forbearance and class, in basically Not Going There.
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Post by Jim on Apr 14, 2020 18:51:40 GMT
You have received an honour sir. Your first Twat! It's a tradition, rooted deeply in TB. May you collect many more. As for the other problem, wouldn't it be more worrying if, cruising along calm and quiet, there might be a scrotal lackage. Presuming you are male obvs. Oh I say... I had no idea *sniff* that really is too kind *sniff sniff* It almost brings a tear to the eye. And I have to say, credit to the gentlemen of t'forum. I did wonder if the word 'scrotal' would incite an avalanche of painful puns, but they've shown great forbearance and class, in basically Not Going There. Beware, we can be fearless here!
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Post by JohnV on Apr 15, 2020 7:06:43 GMT
Oh I say... I had no idea *sniff* that really is too kind *sniff sniff* It almost brings a tear to the eye. And I have to say, credit to the gentlemen of t'forum. I did wonder if the word 'scrotal' would incite an avalanche of painful puns, but they've shown great forbearance and class, in basically Not Going There. Beware, we can be fearless here! we can indeed ......occasionally demented, but fearlessly so
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2020 8:57:23 GMT
Only place I have had issues is Nuneaton, boat has been kicked by a passing shit on a bike, one ran down the roof and some kid tried to jump on my stern as I was passing.
Have been all though Birmingham/black country/wolverhampton with no issues.
Only other place I am not keen on leaving the boat is Marston junction in the holidays or near a boat named Paneke.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2020 9:00:25 GMT
Twat.
Rog
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Post by JohnV on Apr 15, 2020 9:01:57 GMT
Only other place I am not keen on leaving the boat is Marston junction in the holidays or near a boat named Paneke.
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