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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2016 17:44:25 GMT
Eta the reason they want to know the number is for tracking. Not sure why they don't put gps on them if they want to get Google maps movement patterns?
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 17, 2016 18:22:05 GMT
'Swans' spelt backwards is 'snawS'.  |
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 17, 2016 18:24:33 GMT
Fun with swans:  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2016 18:39:26 GMT
Well done for the reverse spelling !
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Post by phil70 on Sept 17, 2016 22:16:19 GMT
Weird idea of fun, but hey, what ever floats your boat. Phil |
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Post by JohnV on Sept 18, 2016 6:01:16 GMT
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Post by phil70 on Sept 18, 2016 7:29:13 GMT
See what you mean, do recall the story now from my school days but......still wouldn't want to get up close and personal with a swan ( David Cameron might consider it) Phil |
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 18, 2016 12:42:16 GMT
This looks awkward:
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0 Staff, 2 Members
naughtyfox, tomsk
I'm off before he calls me a t..t!
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Post by tadworth on Sept 19, 2016 0:32:05 GMT
Its just a big fucking bird, just leave them alone, and they will leave you alone, they peck on the hull to eat the weed, doing you a favor, you miserable old codgers.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2016 18:31:41 GMT
Who are you calling old codgers?
I rather like the expression but thought that at 42 y.o I would have to wait another 10 years at least to get into that bracket !
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 19, 2016 20:47:08 GMT
Looking for Post Office jokes I came across this old one. Still good though:
"A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief robbed her of 100 dollars. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the month if she doesn't receive some divine intervention.
The worker organizes a collection amongst the other postal workers, who dig deep and come up with 96 dollars. They get it to her by special courier the same morning.
A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same hand on another envelope. He opens it and reads: "Dear God, Thank you for the 100 dollars. This month would have been so bleak otherwise. P.S. It was four dollars short but that was probably those thieving bastards at the Post Office". "
and these:
A woman took a package to the post office to mail and was told it
would cost $2.40 for fast delivery or $1.30 for slower service.
"There is no hurry," she told the clerk, "just so the package is
delivered in my lifetime."
The postmaster glanced at her and said, "That will be $2.40, please."
A lady bought a stamp at the post office and asked the clerk,
"Shall I stick it on myself?"
The clerk replied, "It'll get there faster if you stick it on
the envelope."
What do you call Bob the Mailman after he gets fired?
Bob.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2016 7:39:28 GMT
What do you call Bob the Mailman after he gets fired? Bob. That must be an American variant (copy) of the Brit version. What do you call Postman Pat after he gets sacked? Pat. |
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 20, 2016 7:46:33 GMT
We are all Americans these days. Just happen to be born in Britain which gives us the British accents  (is there anything not run by the Americans these days in the UK? Car parks, security services, prisons - apart from the French-Chinese-owned nuclear power station that's yet to be built, ie. Chernoble No.2) |
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 20, 2016 7:50:12 GMT
Hah - banned but not totally extinguished: just noticed meself on Canalworld's General Boating page - fifth avatar down on the right hand side Kidde Lifesaver Fire Blanket Recall thread !!
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