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Post by Aloysius on May 14, 2023 13:44:52 GMT
" the entry is ‘I Wrote A Song’ which smacks of the proud three-year-old on her chamber pot."
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Post by fi on May 14, 2023 14:26:46 GMT
Same reason the UK panel voted this Nil Points.
History repeats itself.
So do many posters on TB..........
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Post by brummieboy on May 14, 2023 15:55:11 GMT
Maybe it's because we manage to pick pisstakers to represent us, coupled with crap woke 'songs'. A song bemoaning 'mental health', sung by an individual with contentious political overtones hardly stands a chance. Maybe the singer who is awaiting a German passport so she can leave the country she hates and live in Spain will get her wish soon. Her Grandfather who was given asylum in fleeing from the country she is now looking to get her passport from, would doubtless disagree with her. Last year we had a good uplifting song sung by an engaging singer who would have won if not for the sympathy votes for Ukraine.
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Post by thebfg on May 14, 2023 16:47:23 GMT
I thought last years entry by us was decent and probably would have won had it not been for the sympathy vote.
Otherwise it gets joke songs for a joke competition.
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Post by Aloysius on May 14, 2023 17:16:54 GMT
Maybe it's because we manage to pick pisstakers to represent us, coupled with crap woke 'songs'. A song bemoaning 'mental health', sung by an individual with contentious political overtones hardly stands a chance. Maybe the singer who is awaiting a German passport so she can leave the country she hates and live in Spain will get her wish soon. Her Grandfather who was given asylum in fleeing from the country she is now looking to get her passport from, would doubtless disagree with her. Last year we had a good uplifting song sung by an engaging singer who would have won if not for the sympathy votes for Ukraine. I get how you think the song is about mental health because I wouldn't have listened to it either (still haven't) but 'contentious political overtones'? What? I have no idea about the emigration thing and I'll take your word for it but you have issues. Crap lyrics in full (shame there wasn't a doo-be-doo somewhere): Oh, yeah Ooh When you said you were leaving To work on your mental health You didn't mention the cheating, yeah You kept that one to yourself I got so mad was gonna Cuss you out outside your house For everyone to see Wanted to trash your Benz Tell all your friends How cruel you were to me (to me, to me) Instead I wrote a song 'Bout how you did me wrong I could've cried at home And spent the night alone Instead I wrote a song I feel much better now Me and my girls are out And we all sing along Instead I wrote a song Da-da-da-da-da-I Da-da-da-da-da-I (woo-woo) Da-da-da-da-da-I Instead I wrote a song Da-da-da-da-da-I Da-da-da-da-da-I (woo-woo) Da-da-da-da-da-I Instead I wrote a song I kept my cool and composure My mother would be so proud I was ready for a sentence, baby Instead, I wrote it all down Oh, I was gonna Cuss you out outside your house For everyone to see Wanted to trash your Benz Tell all your friends How cruel you were to me (to me, to me) Instead I wrote a song 'Bout how you did me wrong I could've cried at home And spent the night alone Instead I wrote a song I feel much better now Me and my girls are out And we all sing along Instead I wrote a song Da-da-da-da-da-I Da-da-da-da-da-I (woo-woo) Da-da-da-da-da-I Instead I wrote a song Da-da-da-da-da-I Da-da-da-da-da-I (woo-woo) Da-da-da-da-da-I Instead I wrote a song Let's celebrate, dance it away I thought my heart would break Instead I wrote a song 'Bout how you did me wrong I could've cried at home And spent the night alone Instead I wrote a song I feel much better now Me and my girls are out And we all sing along Instead I wrote a song
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Post by on May 14, 2023 17:26:55 GMT
Is this real?
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Post by on May 14, 2023 17:27:20 GMT
I fucking hate dumbing down. Even more than I hate pikeys !
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Post by Aloysius on May 14, 2023 17:44:42 GMT
I'm afraid so. Baby shark do-be-do...
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Post by Telemachus on May 14, 2023 17:45:38 GMT
No, it’s a song. Actually I thought it was quite a catchy tune, but not a patch on last year’s Spaceman.
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Post by on May 14, 2023 17:46:32 GMT
I'm afraid so. Baby shark do-be-do... Baby shark is okay.
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Post by on May 14, 2023 17:47:36 GMT
No, it’s a song. Actually I thought it was quite a catchy tune, but not a patch on last year’s Spaceman. I know its a song but I wondered if Martin might have been making up the lyrics. I assume these were not the lyrics of the song in question. I think this is a joke.
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Post by on May 14, 2023 17:48:36 GMT
"Wanted to trash your Benz"
This can't seriously be part of a song. Please.
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Post by Telemachus on May 14, 2023 17:48:40 GMT
I'm afraid so. Baby shark do-be-do... You’ve don it now!!!
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Post by Aloysius on May 14, 2023 17:49:50 GMT
No, it’s a song. Actually I thought it was quite a catchy tune, but not a patch on last year’s Spaceman. I know its a song but I wondered if Martin might have been making up the lyrics. I assume these were not the lyrics of the song in question. I think this is a joke. If you think I'm making it up google it. Baby Shark was deemed too highbrow.
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Post by on May 14, 2023 17:50:26 GMT
I'm happy with K but this english shit is bad news going forwards.
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