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Post by Aloysius on Jun 16, 2023 17:23:06 GMT
Was it a Carlsberg advert? Probably...The Best Bullshitter In The World.
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Post by kris on Jun 17, 2023 8:53:56 GMT
Bump so it remains visible, through Tony’s repetitive bullshit.
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Post by Jim on Jun 17, 2023 8:55:36 GMT
Tony Dunkley. A sad, bitter, old crank, endlessly fighting a losing cause and perpetually in denial of reality. Specialist in incorrectly interpreting law and losing legal skirmishes with CRT. Lost two boats of his own through manifest stupidity and ready to assist anybody who also wishes to be similarly divested. Urgently Wanted: owners of narrowboats and other small craft who don't like it that they keep their boat on the waterways system by permission only and believe, deep in their heart, that they can ignore the rules. Anyone who fits this description should contact the above-mentioned individual without delay. Hurry! There's a mountain of bullshit to read through and accept. You too can lose your boat! Don't miss this exciting opportunity! Something worth repeating, at last.
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Post by kris on Jun 17, 2023 9:00:26 GMT
Tony Dunkley. A sad, bitter, old crank, endlessly fighting a losing cause and perpetually in denial of reality. Specialist in incorrectly interpreting law and losing legal skirmishes with CRT. Lost two boats of his own through manifest stupidity and ready to assist anybody who also wishes to be similarly divested. Urgently Wanted: owners of narrowboats and other small craft who don't like it that they keep their boat on the waterways system by permission only and believe, deep in their heart, that they can ignore the rules. Anyone who fits this description should contact the above-mentioned individual without delay. Hurry! There's a mountain of bullshit to read through and accept. You too can lose your boat! Don't miss this exciting opportunity! Something worth repeating, at last. yes it seems correct.
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Post by kris on Jun 17, 2023 12:27:31 GMT
Bump
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Post by Aloysius on Jun 17, 2023 18:06:22 GMT
Should you find yourself at odds with CRT and are leaning toward the belief that you have some imagined 'right' to be on the canal and that your presence there does not depend on satisying the conditions the permission to do so demands, it may be that Dunk's bullshit sounds exactly like what you were hoping to read. If so then you've come to the right place; there's an awful lot (probably all of it) to be found right here on Thunderboat. Feel free to align yourself with Dunk's world-view but remember at all times that Dunk does not give a damn about your fate.
Without exception, every clash with CRT Dunk has been involved with (or claimed to have been involved with, or passed some sort of commentary on) has resulted in a positive outcome for CRT, the latest of which was the seperation of George Ward from his boat(s). Dunk's 100% track-record has been to give extremely bad advice to whomever is willing to listen.
Like some deranged latter-day Ahab, Dunk wants you to join his struggle with reality; not with any expectation that there might somehow be a different outcome in your case, but rather that he can add the tale of your sorry fate to his 'case file' which he is apparently always expanding as the latest example to be presented in what we can only surmise he fondly imagines will one day form the basis of a successful court action against CRT.
If you are not yet convinced that Dunk is a raving loony, please read the following abridged extract from the 1983 Waterways Act and dismiss it as the trifling rubbish you perhaps fondly imagine it to be. Oh, and call Dunk. He'd simply love to hear from a like-minded twat. Make sure your phone is charged up though. It's likely to be a long call.
S.8.--(1)--
"relevant craft" means any vessel which is...left or moored therein without lawful authority...
(2) The board may remove any relevant craft...
(3) All expenses incurred by the board in--
(a) the removal, storage or destruction of the relevant craft;
may be recovered by the Board from the owner of the relevant craft.
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Post by dinky on Jun 17, 2023 18:17:32 GMT
Ah Daniel Son all wet behind the ear
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Post by kris on Jun 20, 2023 8:28:12 GMT
Just in case anyone should forget.
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Post by Jim on Jun 25, 2023 8:48:27 GMT
Just in case anyone should forget. Forget what? Is it Tuesday?
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Post by kris on Jun 26, 2023 17:08:48 GMT
Bump.
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