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Post by JohnV on Nov 3, 2016 18:44:29 GMT
In a former life I recon you were sam the sewerman - used to visit the boatyard once a week in the summer to pump out the tanks - and it didn't half pong! Welcome aboard stevec
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Post by PaulG2 on Nov 3, 2016 19:13:17 GMT
In a former life I recon you were sam the sewerman - used to visit the boatyard once a week in the summer to pump out the tanks - and it didn't half pong! Hello stevec. Welcome to Thunderboat!
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Post by naughtyfox on Nov 3, 2016 19:19:58 GMT
So... er.. have we worked out who Ssscrudddy was in a former life? I'm hoping if there's life after death, I'd like to come back as a crow, they are cheeky, just hop-hop-hopping across the road out of your way. I could:
1) Poo on people from above
2) Go for peoples' ice-creams / McDonalds take-aways / Fish&Chips
3) Hop on a train/plane/ship and go anywhere I fancy
4) Hide in a pie and when someone is about to eat it, pop up through the crust and shout "SURPRISE!"
5) Land on someone's roof and kick dirt, moss and stones down their chimney!
6) Steal sweets from the newsagents shop
7) Go to a fairground and get free rides
8) Catch empty crisp bags that are swirling in the wind in my beak
9) Hide in Sarah Jessica Parker's handbag and scream "CAAAH!" when she opens it, as I fly off
10) Hang upside down from telegraph wires so people think I'm a bat
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Post by carlt on Nov 4, 2016 18:54:42 GMT
I'm hoping if there's life after death, I'd like to come back as a crow.... Are we allowed culture here?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2016 19:23:04 GMT
'Caw' said the crow.
'Balls' said Milligan.
Puckoon by Spike Milligan
Rog
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Post by tonyqj on Nov 4, 2016 19:28:33 GMT
'Caw' said the crow. 'Balls' said Milligan. Puckoon by Spike Milligan Rog Contraceptives should be used in every conceivable occasion.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 4, 2016 19:36:23 GMT
I saw Wanted is back on Canalworld. Funny that. I've noticed that now the nights are drawing in and the days are getting colder, there weren't too many tree-hugging, lentil-munching whale-kissers out in Calais this week as the would-be benefit scroungers were booted out and the Jungle was demolished. No doubt it's a lot easier to sit in the warm and spout holier-than-thou "right-on" bollocks on a canal forum at this time of year than it would be to aid the Jungle residents in their true hour of need.
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Post by naughtyfox on Nov 4, 2016 19:59:37 GMT
"Are we allowed culture here?"
Absolutely! Film directing, music and the visual arts all in one:
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