On the vinegar strokes? This gov is going too far.

Arrr you going to tell us yours Martin?

More beer or wanks. Easy question no personal detail required as I know you hate it when people reveal your name Mr Fortescue-Williams.

Or your location. St Paul de Vence. I hear the South is pleasant at this time of the yar old chap.

Go on. Wanks v beers.