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Post by Clinton Cool on Sept 15, 2020 23:09:51 GMT
Been giving this a bit of thought this evening. Obviously there are several differences, physical and otherwise, but I've decided on one theme: babies:
Woman brings baby in to work during her maternity leave.
a/ all the women rush over and start cooing at the baby
b/ the men carry on working like nothing has happened
a/ the women always point out that the baby looks like the father, or the mother. They might also think the baby looks like the man from the office who had an affair with the mother around 9 months ago. She would never say this though, she wouldn't want to destroy the moment.
b/ Eventually, drawn by the general racket going on in the area, and the opportunity to skive off work for a while, the men start filing over to the area where the baby is being shown off. Not all at once of course, it takes a brave man to be the first.
a/ The first man in the baby area is met by a near hysterical woman who says something along the lines of 'doesn't she look just like her mother'
b/ The man smiles and agrees, dutifully. Underneath he's wondering what the hell she's on about. If this baby was swapped with the one that was paraded last week nobody would notice the difference. His effort is worthwhile, he's shagged 4 different girls in the office.
a/ One of the girls decides it's time for cake.
b/ More men file over. It's safe now. The cake is free as well, so why not.
a/ The women are in seventh heaven. A new baby, cake, the men have joined in with the celebrations, it's just perfect.
b/ The men smile and make idle chit chat but some of them can't help wondering why, when half of the women are always banging on about their weight, talking about this diet and that, how they weigh their food out when they get home so they don't consume beyond the optimum number of daily calories, why they just abandon all this and eat cake?
Apologies for any offence this post has caused.
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 16, 2020 5:34:06 GMT
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Post by patty on Sept 16, 2020 5:43:36 GMT
Been giving this a bit of thought this evening. Obviously there are several differences, physical and otherwise, but I've decided on one theme: babies: Woman brings baby in to work during her maternity leave. a/ all the women rush over and start cooing at the baby b/ the men carry on working like nothing has happened a/ the women always point out that the baby looks like the father, or the mother. They might also think the baby looks like the man from the office who had an affair with the mother around 9 months ago. She would never say this though, she wouldn't want to destroy the moment. b/ Eventually, drawn by the general racket going on in the area, and the opportunity to skive off work for a while, the men start filing over to the area where the baby is being shown off. Not all at once of course, it takes a brave man to be the first. a/ The first man in the baby area is met by a near hysterical woman who says something along the lines of 'doesn't she look just like her mother' b/ The man smiles and agrees, dutifully. Underneath he's wondering what the hell she's on about. If this baby was swapped with the one that was paraded last week nobody would notice the difference. His effort is worthwhile, he's shagged 4 different girls in the office. a/ One of the girls decides it's time for cake. b/ More men file over. It's safe now. The cake is free as well, so why not. a/ The women are in seventh heaven. A new baby, cake, the men have joined in with the celebrations, it's just perfect. b/ The men smile and make idle chit chat but some of them can't help wondering why, when half of the women are always banging on about their weight, talking about this diet and that, how they weigh their food out when they get home so they don't consume beyond the optimum number of daily calories, why they just abandon all this and eat cake? Apologies for any offence this post has caused. I could say an awful lot about this rather narrow minded view of the female gender.. I have never cooed over nor displayed my offspring for others to coo over... I have never discussed diets etc with other women..my weight is my business... I have never weighted out my food..who on earth has the time for that one? Don't generalise....I would not like to be lumped in with the crowd thank you.... I could refer to all the blokes on here as beer swilling etc....but I know some are refined vino drinkers... I may(when I've had a think) have a awful lot more to say............
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Post by JohnV on Sept 16, 2020 5:53:48 GMT
Been giving this a bit of thought this evening. Obviously there are several differences, physical and otherwise, but I've decided on one theme: babies: Woman brings baby in to work during her maternity leave. a/ all the women rush over and start cooing at the baby b/ the men carry on working like nothing has happened a/ the women always point out that the baby looks like the father, or the mother. They might also think the baby looks like the man from the office who had an affair with the mother around 9 months ago. She would never say this though, she wouldn't want to destroy the moment. b/ Eventually, drawn by the general racket going on in the area, and the opportunity to skive off work for a while, the men start filing over to the area where the baby is being shown off. Not all at once of course, it takes a brave man to be the first. a/ The first man in the baby area is met by a near hysterical woman who says something along the lines of 'doesn't she look just like her mother' b/ The man smiles and agrees, dutifully. Underneath he's wondering what the hell she's on about. If this baby was swapped with the one that was paraded last week nobody would notice the difference. His effort is worthwhile, he's shagged 4 different girls in the office. a/ One of the girls decides it's time for cake. b/ More men file over. It's safe now. The cake is free as well, so why not. a/ The women are in seventh heaven. A new baby, cake, the men have joined in with the celebrations, it's just perfect. b/ The men smile and make idle chit chat but some of them can't help wondering why, when half of the women are always banging on about their weight, talking about this diet and that, how they weigh their food out when they get home so they don't consume beyond the optimum number of daily calories, why they just abandon all this and eat cake? Apologies for any offence this post has caused. I could say an awful lot about this rather narrow minded view of the female gender.. I have never cooed over nor displayed my offspring for others to coo over... I have never discussed diets etc with other women..my weight is my business... I have never weighted out my food..who on earth has the time for that one? Don't generalise....I would not like to be lumped in with the crowd thank you.... I could refer to all the blokes on here as beer swilling etc....but I know some are refined vino drinkers... I may(when I've had a think) have a awful lot more to say............I find (exceptions available) that women often do
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Post by Trina on Sept 16, 2020 6:59:22 GMT
I second what Patty says.Plus-through choice,I've never had babies for ANYONE to coo over !
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2020 7:23:08 GMT
Your view of women appears somewhat twisted, but I actually find your view of men Clinton Cool very bizarre too. It must be a very timid, shy, frightened little fellow that has to rigidly conform to a group ... I have not met these men. Perhaps I should have spent more time in Transit vans travelling to football matches Rog
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Post by Clinton Cool on Sept 16, 2020 7:40:15 GMT
To be fair it's not a total dig at women. I mean, a bloke wouldn't have a clue what gender a baby was, never mind who it looked like, unless there was a woman on hand to tell him.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2020 7:42:25 GMT
Tell me you're joking please.
Rog
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Post by Clinton Cool on Sept 16, 2020 7:59:50 GMT
Actually it's not always so difficult, the colour of the clothes the baby is wearing is often a half decent clue.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2020 8:20:34 GMT
Turns out we're all just people ... some women are exceptionally strong ... some are very masculine in tastes ... some men are chatty ... whilst some are fat and very weak ... we're all individuals with our own back-story.
The difference between men and women is purely sexual equipment ... everything else is variable.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2020 8:28:48 GMT
Yes when they did the ultrasounds on the woman to check my babies I did ask "what sort of sexual equipment do they have?" It seemed a pertinent question at the time.
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Post by Clinton Cool on Sept 16, 2020 8:49:41 GMT
Turns out we're all just people ... some women are exceptionally strong ... some are very masculine in tastes ... some men are chatty ... whilst some are fat and very weak ... we're all individuals with our own back-story. The difference between men and women is purely sexual equipment ... everything else is variable. Rog That's interesting. You seem to be suggesting that there are no common behavioural differences, traits, between men and women. Are you sure about this?
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Post by Telemachus on Sept 16, 2020 9:09:13 GMT
Turns out we're all just people ... some women are exceptionally strong ... some are very masculine in tastes ... some men are chatty ... whilst some are fat and very weak ... we're all individuals with our own back-story. The difference between men and women is purely sexual equipment ... everything else is variable. Rog It is easy to say “We’re all individuals” - in fact it is of course true. However it is a rather pointless observation. The difference between men and women as an overall group, is not purely sexual equipment and to say so is naive. If only you had gone to a proper school you would understand the difference between the properties of an individual vs the properties of a large group. If you look at the properties of the two large groups (one of men and one of women) then for example the group of women will have a much higher percentage of members who routinely spend time applying makeup. But of course you will be able to find a woman who does not apply makeup, and a man who does. As Ricco implies you will find that a larger proportion of women than men will like to spend time cooing at someone else’s baby, whereas you will find that a larger proportion of men will like to spend time cooing someone else’s sports car. Why? Well in part it is genetic - women are designed to have and look after babies whereas men are designed to go out hunting and fighting for territory. But also environmental - You will find that male babies tend to be dressed in blue whereas female ones are dressed in pink. You will find that boys are given cars and Lego for birthdays whereas girls are given dolls, painting sets etc. Girls are encouraged to grow their hair long whereas boys are encouraged to keep it short. etc etc. If you are of the woke virtue signalling disposition and like honey, you will refuse to believe that there are general behavioural differences between men and women and that everyone is an individual. But if you were of an intelligent disposition and had gone to a proper school - albeit an all boys school - you would know that women are from Venus and men have an Arse (or something like that).
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 16, 2020 9:50:12 GMT
Turns out we're all just people ... some women are exceptionally strong ... some are very masculine in tastes ... some men are chatty ... whilst some are fat and very weak ... we're all individuals with our own back-story. The difference between men and women is purely sexual equipment ... everything else is variable. Rog I would have 'zoomed into' this post but have left it as it is, so that everyone has to trawl all the way through it to spot the relevant bit. Even left your name. So, you are saying there are no differences in the wiring of male & female brains? How about hormones unrelated to their naughty bits? If men and women weren't different in their ways of thinking & behaving, then this subject wouldn't have been discussed down the centuries, nay, millennia. Discuss.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2020 9:54:12 GMT
Thank you.
However I maintain that people are people ... women and men come in all shapes, sizes, colours, interests, skills, abilities, sexual preferences etc. etc.
Hair length is simply a matter of fashion and age group , as is make-up wearing since the sixties.
Some people like cooing babies and some people aren't remotely interested in sports cars ... gender plays no part.
I do find it interesting however that a single man, self-confessed former travelling football 'hooligan', who trumpets his sexual prowess and conquests on a public forum , should express similar generalised views on women to a gay married man.
Perhaps it demonstrates an underlying lack of understanding or appreciation of women ... I don't know.
And of course 'sexual tackle' was short-hand for the biological differences that are irrefutable ... that went without saying in ricco's post so I assumed it would in all others. We were discussing behaviours not biology.
Rog
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