I am reaching the age when I am like the old boy who was being interviewed for a sex opinion poll.
Questioner ..... "how often do you have sex"
Old Boy "Nearly every night"
Questioner in surprise "nearly every night?"
Old Boy "That's right, I nearly had it on Monday, I nearly had it on Tuesday , I nearly had it Wednesday ......................"
A large group of people are assembled for a sex opinion poll.
The pollster first asks, "How many here have sex every night?" Several people raise their hands.
"How many here have sex once a week?" Several others raise there hands.
The pollster continues with ever decreasing degrees of frequency until he gets to, "How many people here have sex only one time per year?" A chap in the back of the room jumps up and excitedly waves his hand in the air with a big smile on his face.
Puzzled, the pollster asks him, "Sir, you only have sex once a year. Why are you so happy about that?"
The man replies, "Tonight's the night! Tonight's the night!"
well, as I dance backwards, it'd have to be prince Harry! - although given my family is of German origin and I'm "fire-engine-blonde" that might seem a little incestuous ;-)
well, as I dance backwards, it'd have to be prince Harry! - although given my family is of German origin and I'm "fire-engine-blonde" that might seem a little incestuous ;-)
Ah yes, Harry the German.
And to think Nick grumbled about my recent celebrity crushes