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Post by phil70 on Apr 5, 2017 7:36:20 GMT
Found a really nice, top of the range wheelchair in our pub carpark. I guess what happened was they loaded the chairbound person into the car, pushed the chair back to sort out the passenger and promptly drove off...... chairless Phil
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Post by Stumpy on Apr 6, 2017 16:49:06 GMT
Found a really nice, top of the range wheelchair in our pub carpark. I guess what happened was they loaded the chairbound person into the car, pushed the chair back to sort out the passenger and promptly drove off...... chairless Phil An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 streets back to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look. "The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."
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