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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2017 7:54:51 GMT
Had a lovely few hours cruising and locking yesterday, and so sunny the shorts were out  Once moored, we strolled to the canalside pub to refresh ourselves. Bliss. Sat with a pint each, when a lady walked in and approached the barman. I was aware of a conversation about the lady having visited and left something behind the day before. The barman disappeared into the back, returning with a small bowl covered in clingfilm. Peeling back the clingfilm he offered the bowl to the lady, who removed something and began to walk out. At this point we realised what the 'forgotten' item was, as to our horror she stuffed her uncleaned false teeth back in her mouth. The barman said after that it was a first for him, and furthermore that the girl who cleared that table still hasn't got over it. Begs the question how the hell can you forget your teeth in a pub? Rog |
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Post by naughtyfox on Apr 4, 2017 8:16:54 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2017 8:19:26 GMT
Had a lovely few hours cruising and locking yesterday, and so sunny the shorts were out Once moored, we strolled to the canalside pub to refresh ourselves. Bliss. Sat with a pint each, when a lady walked in and approached the barman. I was aware of a conversation about the lady having visited and left something behind the day before. The barman disappeared into the back, returning with a small bowl covered in clingfilm. Peeling back the clingfilm he offered the bowl to the lady, who removed something and began to walk out. At this point we realised what the 'forgotten' item was, as to our horror she stuffed her uncleaned false teeth back in her mouth. The barman said after that it was a first for him, and furthermore that the girl who cleared that table still hasn't got over it. Begs the question how the hell can you forget your teeth in a pub? Rog People lose teeth in Glasgow pubs every day... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2017 8:38:58 GMT
I knew a bloke who lost his teeth in the cut and never got them back.
When I leave my boat I always say to myself "keys wallet phone" one day I saw a boat and on the inside of the doors someone had written keys wallet phone teeth.
Had a little giggle about that
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Post by patty on Apr 4, 2017 8:49:04 GMT
I worked in a nursing home and one of the residents had badly fitting false teeth...on questioning her she admitted she'd taken them from her dead husbands mouth cos he wouldn't be needing them anymore.....
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Post by Stumpy on Apr 4, 2017 9:17:25 GMT
I knew a bloke who lost his teeth in the cut and never got them back. When I leave my boat I always say to myself "keys wallet phone" one day I saw a boat and on the inside of the doors someone had written keys wallet phone teeth. Had a little giggle about that Jaws ? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2017 10:16:06 GMT
I knew a bloke who lost his teeth in the cut and never got them back. When I leave my boat I always say to myself "keys wallet phone" one day I saw a boat and on the inside of the doors someone had written keys wallet phone teeth. Had a little giggle about that Jaws ? No it was just the teeth. I think the jaws remained attached to the boater in question. |
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Post by Stumpy on Apr 4, 2017 10:27:13 GMT
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Post by naughtyfox on Apr 4, 2017 15:20:45 GMT
We've done that before, with the shark with Mohammed's teeth.
I thought it was:
Keys
Wallet
Spectacles
Testicles
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Post by naughtyfox on Apr 4, 2017 15:25:17 GMT
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Post by patty on Apr 4, 2017 20:41:38 GMT
So if there is a snake in your toilet bowl..what do u do?..use it, stick n flick, maybe flush or go behind a bush
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Post by dyertribe on Apr 4, 2017 21:07:03 GMT
We've done that before, with the shark with Mohammed's teeth. I thought it was: Keys Wallet Spectacles Testicles Spectacles Testicles wallet and watch. Acshully |
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Post by Gone on Apr 4, 2017 21:26:25 GMT
So if there is a snake in your toilet bowl..what do u do?..use it, stick n flick, maybe flush or go behind a bush I not sure what you should do, but I do know you don't sit down. |
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Post by Stumpy on Apr 4, 2017 22:19:22 GMT
So if there is a snake in your toilet bowl..what do u do?..use it, stick n flick, maybe flush or go behind a bush Well us lads could beat it to death with our one eyed pythons  |
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Post by dyertribe on Apr 5, 2017 7:07:07 GMT
So if there is a snake in your toilet bowl..what do u do?..use it, stick n flick, maybe flush or go behind a bush Well us lads could beat it to death with our one eyed pythons Yeah, right....... |
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