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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 21:22:36 GMT
I enjoyed reading it too. It reminded me how much of a stupid thick cunt you are. Just read this out to the missus and we both had a good chuckle. Succinct and to the point. However, I think Tomsk will beat you, hands down, every time. I doubt it, he's somewhat rather analy fixated with the output of Kris' bowels at the moment and what he collects it in. It's all a bit strange really......
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Post by canaldweller on Oct 1, 2016 21:46:00 GMT
Just read this out to the missus and we both had a good chuckle. Succinct and to the point. However, I think Tomsk will beat you, hands down, every time. I doubt it, he's somewhat rather analy fixated with the output of Kris' bowels at the moment and what he collects it in. It's all a bit strange really...... Nah. He just stirs the shit really. or is that just Kris?
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Post by tomsk on Oct 2, 2016 6:58:35 GMT
I doubt it, he's somewhat rather analy fixated with the output of Kris' bowels at the moment and what he collects it in. It's all a bit strange really...... Nah. He just stirs the shit really. or is that just Kris? If I were moved to voluntarily shit in a series of boxes and store them in my bedroom I would expect to be sectioned under the Mental Heath Act.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2016 7:59:14 GMT
Nah. He just stirs the shit really. or is that just Kris? If I were moved to voluntarily shit in a series of boxes and store them in my bedroom I would expect to be sectioned under the Mental Heath Act. We all store shit up our arses...what's the problem?
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Post by tomsk on Oct 2, 2016 8:28:40 GMT
If I were moved to voluntarily shit in a series of boxes and store them in my bedroom I would expect to be sectioned under the Mental Heath Act. We all store shit up our arses...what's the problem? I have dispatched several male nurses with various restraining devices to remove you to a rubber room for your own safety and the safety of others.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2016 16:34:12 GMT
We all store shit up our arses...what's the problem? I have dispatched several male nurses with various restraining devices to remove you to a rubber room for your own safety and the safety of others. No...not other people's shit....silly...
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Post by naughtyfox on Oct 2, 2016 17:36:54 GMT
tomsk in pictures: here tomsk looks a bit like Jimmy Savile and here are some old Savile jokes re-visited: Jimmy Savile's last request was for his ashes to be put into an etch a sketch so that kids could continue to fiddle with his knob I saw Rolf Harris in town today, I said to him "I can remember you doing "Two Little Boys' back in 1970"... He said "Fuck off, that was Jimmy Savile" I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile, he was a lovely man. When I was 8, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded. I ordered a Jimmy Savile tracksuit but when it came it was three sizes too small - looked like something for fucking kids! I think its all getting a bit much.They're cancelling Christmas in most childrens hospitals because they don't want a man with white hair coming in and emptying his sack.
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