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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:13:05 GMT
Those of us who are single and live aboard alone will know that attractive girls on boats, also on their own, are like hen's teeth.Β Not only that, those that are out there have been 'hit on' continuously. Anyway, a rather nice looking woman around my age moored up 20 yards away, a couple of hours ago. The question is, what to do? A few ideas... 1/ Knock on and ask if she's got a bit of sugar (even though I don't use it myself) 2/ Put on a nice clean tight vest that emphasises my tan and physique, wander down the gunwale to clean the windows (again). 3/ Wear the same, launch the kayak and paddle past furiously 4/Β Start up my 2 stroke bikeΒ and rev like mad (she's downwind) 5/ Do nowt and just carry on with the usual internet encounters. Any wise people out there with more ideas?Β Just approach her and mention that you are a buy to let slum landlord. That'll do it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:14:46 GMT
Actually if she's downwind you could burn something really rough in the fire and try to get her to come over to have a go at you. When/if she does then you can act all gentlemanly and explain you misjudged the wind direction and would she like a bacon sandwich.
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Post by Delta9 on Jul 15, 2017 20:17:37 GMT
Disappointing lack of progress here. It's nearly dark, Ricco, get your fucking arse in gear. If you knock on her door after dark it gets creepy. Go ask her where the nearest pumpout/elsan is or something.
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Post by Telemachus on Jul 15, 2017 20:17:46 GMT
Actually if she's downwind you could burn something really rough in the fire and try to get her to come over to have a go at you. When/if she does then you can act all gentlemanly and explain you misjudged the wind direction and would she like a bacon sandwich. I think you mean a sausage roll!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:19:09 GMT
Disappointing lack of progress here. It's nearly dark, Ricco, get your fucking arse in gear. If you knock on her door after dark it gets creepy. Go ask her where the nearest pumpout/elsan is or something. I thought he was like "king dick" with all his exploits. What a fuckin let down.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:26:14 GMT
Actually if she's downwind you could burn something really rough in the fire and try to get her to come over to have a go at you. When/if she does then you can act all gentlemanly and explain you misjudged the wind direction and would she like a bacon sandwich. I think you mean a sausage roll! No I didn't. What's the hurry? Its against my principles to ever be in a hurry.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:28:14 GMT
Disappointing lack of progress here. It's nearly dark, Ricco, get your fucking arse in gear. If you knock on her door after dark it gets creepy. Go ask her where the nearest pumpout/elsan is or something. I'm intrigued as to why the self proclaimed forum 'stud' suddenly needs advice of the forum on to engage with a woman, I always got the impression that they took one look at him and couldn't wait to jump into bed with him........clearly losing his touch (or more likely he was always full of shit)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:33:35 GMT
If the young lady is a lurker on here, reading all this, we may find that Mr Stabby isn't the only one with a bloody big knife. Ricco......lock up your rabbits just in case Rog
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:40:23 GMT
Disappointing lack of progress here. It's nearly dark, Ricco, get your fucking arse in gear. If you knock on her door after dark it gets creepy. Go ask her where the nearest pumpout/elsan is or something. I'm intrigued as to why the self proclaimed forum 'stud' suddenly needs advice of the forum on to engage with a woman, I always got the impression that they took one look at him and couldn't wait to jump into bed with him........clearly losing his touch (or more likely he was always full of shit) Jealousy is a heavy cross to bear.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:41:45 GMT
Disappointing lack of progress here. It's nearly dark, Ricco, get your fucking arse in gear. If you knock on her door after dark it gets creepy. Go ask her where the nearest pumpout/elsan is or something. I'm intrigued as to why the self proclaimed forum 'stud' suddenly needs advice of the forum on to engage with a woman, I always got the impression that they took one look at him and couldn't wait to jump into bed with him........clearly losing his touch (or more likely he was always full of shit) I think he used to have a sailing boat which women find romantic - perhaps he now has a tin box which is slightly less effective?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:43:51 GMT
I'm intrigued as to why the self proclaimed forum 'stud' suddenly needs advice of the forum on to engage with a woman, I always got the impression that they took one look at him and couldn't wait to jump into bed with him........clearly losing his touch (or more likely he was always full of shit) I think he used to have a sailing boat which women find romantic - perhaps he now has a tin box which is slightly less effective? Good job he ain't got a caravan. He wouldn't be getting fuck all.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:44:00 GMT
I'm intrigued as to why the self proclaimed forum 'stud' suddenly needs advice of the forum on to engage with a woman, I always got the impression that they took one look at him and couldn't wait to jump into bed with him........clearly losing his touch (or more likely he was always full of shit) Jealousy is a heavy cross to bear. Jealous of what exactly, Ricco's obvious inability to strike up a conversation with a member of the opposite sex? I don't really think so.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:46:45 GMT
I think he used to have a sailing boat which women find romantic - perhaps he now has a tin box which is slightly less effective? Good job he ain't got a caravan. He wouldn't be getting fuck all. Ok goody the caravan jokes have started, first strike to 'fat boat my boat goes nowhere Steve......'
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:46:49 GMT
Jealousy is a heavy cross to bear. Jealous of what exactly, Ricco's obvious inability to strike up a conversation with a member of the opposite sex? I don't really think so. Well, I was actually referring to his ability to actually have sex. π
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 20:47:50 GMT
I'm intrigued as to why the self proclaimed forum 'stud' suddenly needs advice of the forum on to engage with a woman, I always got the impression that they took one look at him and couldn't wait to jump into bed with him........clearly losing his touch (or more likely he was always full of shit) I think he used to have a sailing boat which women find romantic - perhaps he now has a tin box which is slightly less effective? I can go with that,
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