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Post by Clinton Cool on Jul 15, 2017 17:14:46 GMT
Those of us who are single and live aboard alone will know that attractive girls on boats, also on their own, are like hen's teeth. Not only that, those that are out there have been 'hit on' continuously. Anyway, a rather nice looking woman around my age moored up 20 yards away, a couple of hours ago.
The question is, what to do? A few ideas...
1/ Knock on and ask if she's got a bit of sugar (even though I don't use it myself)
2/ Put on a nice clean tight vest that emphasises my tan and physique, wander down the gunwale to clean the windows (again).
3/ Wear the same, launch the kayak and paddle past furiously
4/ Start up my 2 stroke bike and rev like mad (she's downwind)
5/ Do nowt and just carry on with the usual internet encounters.
Any wise people out there with more ideas?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 17:17:10 GMT
Walk past boat, casually trip over mooring rope...
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 15, 2017 17:20:00 GMT
You need to get straight to the point, here's the T shirt you need.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 17:21:35 GMT
It's a long time ago now, for me, but I seem to remember a ploy of walking up to the lady, engage in conversation, and invite them out for a drink/meal (subject to available funds).
I know it sounds far fetched but you never know.
Rog
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Post by Telemachus on Jul 15, 2017 17:21:42 GMT
Maybe she's a lesbian? But anyway, you could just start a friendly conversation and take your cues from her response. Which is probably the old fashioned way.
But anyway, why on earth am I trying to give advice about something I've never done!
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Post by Clinton Cool on Jul 15, 2017 17:26:32 GMT
Maybe she's a lesbian? But anyway, you could just start a friendly conversation and take your cues from her response. Which is probably the old fashioned way. But anyway, why on earth am I trying to give advice about something I've never done! If she's a lesbian, and fancies a bit of the other, that's fine with me. I don't discriminate on sexuality.
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Post by Delta9 on Jul 15, 2017 17:29:56 GMT
I don't believe that any attractive single lady boaters exist, so there is probably a boyfriend somewhere nearby.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 15, 2017 17:32:30 GMT
I don't believe that any attractive single lady boaters exist, so there is probably a boyfriend somewhere nearby. I agree, I mean how would a woman be able do do things like changing an oil filter or replacing a fuse?
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Post by Clinton Cool on Jul 15, 2017 17:33:27 GMT
I don't believe that any attractive single lady boaters exist, so there is probably a boyfriend somewhere nearby. There's definitely one, a mile from here, we've texted a good few times but she's a bit strange, not really sure if I want to.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 17:48:24 GMT
Depending on how keen you are maybe play the kinks really loud?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 17:55:04 GMT
I don't believe that any attractive single lady boaters exist, so there is probably a boyfriend somewhere nearby. I agree, I mean how would a woman be able do do things like changing an oil filter or replacing a fuse? Other than the fact that a lot of women can easily do these things (obviously) those that can't can probably get it sorted out by attracting a male anyway
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 15, 2017 18:08:01 GMT
I agree, I mean how would a woman be able do do things like changing an oil filter or replacing a fuse? Other than the fact that a lot of women can easily do these things I said changing an oil filter or replacing a fuse, not cleaning a fridge or darning a sock.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 18:11:18 GMT
Maybe she's a lesbian? But anyway, you could just start a friendly conversation and take your cues from her response. Which is probably the old fashioned way. But anyway, why on earth am I trying to give advice about something I've never done! If she's a lesbian, and fancies a bit of the other, that's fine with me. I don't discriminate on sexuality. Make sure it's not that fuckin nutcase from cwdf!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 18:21:54 GMT
Other than the fact that a lot of women can easily do these things I said changing an oil filter or replacing a fuse, not cleaning a fridge or darning a sock. You have obviously never met a real woman.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 18:26:30 GMT
I said changing an oil filter or replacing a fuse, not cleaning a fridge or darning a sock. You have obviously never met a real woman. He probably has, albeit Neanderthal woman. I think the 70's saw them off.
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