Post by naughtyfox on Sept 8, 2017 14:23:07 GMT
Who is this dylan?
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"Well here's a turnip for books as you say. Asleep this mornin an banging start on side hatches. I shout siri in iphone for time an he tell me 10.57 I say 'who hell wake me this early, it not bargain hunt time yet.' He tell me to open door and see. I say 'it rhetorical question dickehead' now he give me silent treatment. Behold an low it is gurlfriend! she tells that she doing hair wash and blow job on mans boat when hair drying gun stop and low voltage alarm sound. He run to smart gauges and shout angry 'you take my trojan down 37%!' She cry now an havin bad hair day. She tell me 'johnny no joules' {this my new name for him} has sulpheration of the trojan und can't keep his inverter up! I laugh so much i need wee, but am sad at grifriend cry, so I fire frame genration up an let her finish hair on river bank in rain. She say 'i should never of leave you Dylan.' I say 'you should never have leave me. Don't bring you Johnny no Joules crap engish on my baot.' She cry agen now. I tell her not worry I still have loads of lead in my battery, so she now want come back! In moment of weakness I say OK and she sudden stop crying. She now produces list of demands from bag. She say she want bigger invert and trojan, I say can work with that, she also want cooker, s I say OK. Now shit really hit the ecofan, she want bowthrust an pumpout! I ask her waht kind of man she think I am. Real man has huge pole with which he thrust, an carry his own crap to eslan point. I say' trouble is you get above station living with no joules. You taken in by shiney top and huge invert, but I know for fact he only have 6mm base plate. He never black it and his adenoids are shot. I bet he down to 3mm in parts.' I then tell her she full of sh1t, but she say 'no, the pumpout full of sh1t!' This diffuse situation and we laugh now. Now no joules want borrow frame gen but I tell him to bog off. I say 'get down midland chandle shop tomorow and if you lucky it might be friday for freaks and can get youself gurlfrend there!' "
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This chap would give tomsk a good run for his money. Unless it.... err... is tomsk!
canalworld.net/forums/index.php?/topic/93061-dog-byte-muther-in-laws/
"Well here's a turnip for books as you say. Asleep this mornin an banging start on side hatches. I shout siri in iphone for time an he tell me 10.57 I say 'who hell wake me this early, it not bargain hunt time yet.' He tell me to open door and see. I say 'it rhetorical question dickehead' now he give me silent treatment. Behold an low it is gurlfriend! she tells that she doing hair wash and blow job on mans boat when hair drying gun stop and low voltage alarm sound. He run to smart gauges and shout angry 'you take my trojan down 37%!' She cry now an havin bad hair day. She tell me 'johnny no joules' {this my new name for him} has sulpheration of the trojan und can't keep his inverter up! I laugh so much i need wee, but am sad at grifriend cry, so I fire frame genration up an let her finish hair on river bank in rain. She say 'i should never of leave you Dylan.' I say 'you should never have leave me. Don't bring you Johnny no Joules crap engish on my baot.' She cry agen now. I tell her not worry I still have loads of lead in my battery, so she now want come back! In moment of weakness I say OK and she sudden stop crying. She now produces list of demands from bag. She say she want bigger invert and trojan, I say can work with that, she also want cooker, s I say OK. Now shit really hit the ecofan, she want bowthrust an pumpout! I ask her waht kind of man she think I am. Real man has huge pole with which he thrust, an carry his own crap to eslan point. I say' trouble is you get above station living with no joules. You taken in by shiney top and huge invert, but I know for fact he only have 6mm base plate. He never black it and his adenoids are shot. I bet he down to 3mm in parts.' I then tell her she full of sh1t, but she say 'no, the pumpout full of sh1t!' This diffuse situation and we laugh now. Now no joules want borrow frame gen but I tell him to bog off. I say 'get down midland chandle shop tomorow and if you lucky it might be friday for freaks and can get youself gurlfrend there!' "
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This chap would give tomsk a good run for his money. Unless it.... err... is tomsk!