prat fisherman gets fish stuck in throat

Oops.

Conflicting reports as to what he was doing.

"Kissing a fish" tradition or jokingly putting it up to his mouth and suggesting its about the right size to eat.

Either way he was fekkin lucky.

I have seen it a few times when fisherman kiss there catch, but thats only a quick lips closed kiss, not a bloody full on frenchy snog.

He won't do that again.

I could comment on this, but because I'm a gentleman, I won't 

Earthworms are ok. Just hold them up over your mouth and let them wriggle a bit. Once they hit your palette the swallowing instinct takes over and you've got yourself some protein (v.small amount of protein so not really worth doing).