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Post by thebfg on Dec 1, 2017 22:22:37 GMT
Drink from this... And have an extendable night stick to hand... And sleep safe in your bed👍 I NEED that mug So does a certain other member.
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Post by Saltysplash on Dec 1, 2017 23:15:56 GMT
You can eject someone from your property using reasonable force. what is reasonable is up to the court to decide.
If you do kill somone, if they are a lone intruder then dont call the police. Just go on an extended cruise out to the estuary. A burial at sea is far better than a shallow grave. Make sure the body is well wrapped up weighted down with a couple of heavy shot.
Or as Bricktop advises. Pigs....."You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pis*head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig".
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Post by tomsk on Dec 2, 2017 0:58:28 GMT
I NEED that mug So does a certain other member. I have ordered a job lot for select friends and family. Superb.
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Post by patty on Dec 2, 2017 6:46:39 GMT
I always worry about having a go should an intruder get it...I have selection of 'tools' tucked away in various locations in the cottage.....I would rather run but if not an option guess I'd have a go...Havn't got much of value really except me...I'm priceless... Guess I could always dispose of someone amongst the knotweed forest...lets face it no-one goes near there...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2017 8:39:54 GMT
You can eject someone from your property using reasonable force. what is reasonable is up to the court to decide. If you do kill somone, if they are a lone intruder then dont call the police. Just go on an extended cruise out to the estuary. A burial at sea is far better than a shallow grave. Make sure the body is well wrapped up weighted down with a couple of heavy shot. Or as Bricktop advises. Pigs....."You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pis*head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig". Ah, Bricktop, that goes back a bit Warning, contains some swearing 👍
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Post by bargemast on Dec 2, 2017 8:53:51 GMT
If this would happen when you're moored out in the sticks, with no neighbours around (definitely not in the centre of a busy town) One could simply dispose of the body of the culprit(s) by throwing him/her/them in the drink behind the boat, start the engine, and then a couple of forward and reverse movements (at least 100 times at approximately full revs) so the rotary chop knife (in boating terms better known as prop) can do his work efficiently. After which you can go back to bed, and have sweet- and peaceful dreams for the rest of the night Peter.
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Post by Andyberg on Dec 2, 2017 9:04:36 GMT
If this would happen when you're moored out in the sticks, with no neighbours around (definitely not in the centre of a busy town) One could simply dispose of the body of the culprit(s) by throwing him/her/them in the drink behind the boat, start the engine, and then a couple of forward and reverse movements (at least 100 times at approximately full revs) so the rotary chop knife (in boating terms better known as prop) can do his work efficiently. After which you can go back to bed, and have sweet- and peaceful dreams for the rest of the night Peter. You'd most likely get reported to CRT by CWDF members who heard you for running your engine outside of the 8-8 guideline!
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Post by bargemast on Dec 2, 2017 10:20:37 GMT
If this would happen when you're moored out in the sticks, with no neighbours around (definitely not in the centre of a busy town)
One could simply dispose of the body of the culprit(s) by throwing him/her/them in the drink behind the boat, start the engine, and then a couple of forward and reverse movements (at least 100 times at approximately full revs) so the rotary chop knife (in boating terms better known as prop) can do his work efficiently. After which you can go back to bed, and have sweet- and peaceful dreams for the rest of the night Peter. You'd most likely get reported to CRT by CWDF members who heard you for running your engine outside of the 8-8 guideline! That's why I started with the first line, "out in the sticks, with no neighbours around", not very likely to get reported by anyone in that case I would think Pezter.
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