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Post by lardarse on Jun 5, 2016 20:44:38 GMT
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Post by Delta9 on Jun 5, 2016 20:57:04 GMT
Talking of horrible tasting tea: My friend works in construction and recently turned up to work to find that the job site had been broken in to and all of the tools stolen. The lads called the boss to let him know and then decided to put the kettle on while they figured out what to do with no tools. Just as my mate got his tea to his lips he noticed it smelled funny. Upon further inspection it turned out that the burglar had done a shit in the kettle...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2016 20:57:51 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2016 21:00:22 GMT
Talking of horrible tasting tea: My friend works in construction and recently turned up to work to find that the job site had been broken in to and all of the tools stolen. The lads called the boss to let him know and then decided to put the kettle on while they figured out what to do with no tools. Just as my mate got his tea to his lips he noticed it smelled funny. Upon further inspection it turned out that the burglar had done a shit in the kettle... aaaaahhh! Feckin gross. Can't drink me bloody tea now. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2016 21:01:58 GMT
Plenty of DNA for the old bill I suppose.
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Post by Trina on Jun 5, 2016 22:24:01 GMT
How the hell do you squeeze it into a kettle ? My mind is boggling! Can't imagine how you get it in there with no obvious mess !!!
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Post by Delta9 on Jun 5, 2016 22:36:24 GMT
It was an electric kettle with a pretty large lid They didn't shit down the spout of a whistle kettle or anything like that. You either have a tiny kettle or poop like a horse.
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Post by canaldweller on Jun 5, 2016 22:46:38 GMT
Plenty of DNA for the old bill I suppose. Some years ago we were coming down the Stort and had to leave the boat for a fortnight. When we got back we discovered that we had been broken into. Next day we called into Hartford police station and reported the hienious deed. Fair play to Hartford police, by the time we went around shopping and stuff and got back to the boat, there was a chap from forensic waiting for us. Anyway, to cut a long story short, one of the things that stuck out to me were the two, not exactly, dog ends in the grate. As I explained to the copper "one of my maxims in life is "pack em to the roach, smoke em to the roach". They are not ours". So, he dutifully put them in his little plastic bags and off he went. Some weeks later he phoned me up and said we've got the tikes. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2016 10:25:45 GMT
It was an electric kettle with a pretty large lid They didn't shit down the spout of a whistle kettle or anything like that. You either have a tiny kettle or poop like a horse. Probably an Urn going by the sites I am on.How sad are we, debating whether its possible to shit in a standard kettle |
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