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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 18:49:19 GMT
bodger's comment above seen on Canalworld a couple of years ago I remember it too
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Post by bodger on Jan 18, 2018 20:13:36 GMT
probably posted by another glove puppet mate of mine
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 18, 2018 20:26:11 GMT
I do like a classy chat-up line. "Nice legs, what time do they open?" is a particular favourite, as is "Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?"
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Post by patty on Jan 19, 2018 8:52:23 GMT
What would we do without the daily mail and Foxy to educate?
Sushi now crossed off my list of dietary delicacies.....
Reminds me of a cat I owned that got thinner and thinner despite eating...it vomited a whole tapeworm..I took her to the vets and they gave her an injection which she had severe reaction to and went into epileptic type seizures...eventually she had to be put down as we just couldn't irradiate the worms and she was so skinny....I hope that guy has better response to treatment...
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Post by patty on Jan 19, 2018 13:24:44 GMT
Yes, perhaps a more suitable pick-up line in the pub is "Do you have worms?" Nah...can't see that one working....
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Post by bills on Jan 19, 2018 13:57:19 GMT
ok - how about "do you like chocolate worms?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2018 14:26:41 GMT
I'm still giggling about mr stabby's "would you like to go halves on a bastard" chat up line. It's short and to the point and can be used by men or women. I think its excellent.
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Post by thebfg on Jan 19, 2018 15:55:26 GMT
Im still laughibg too. Brutal but to the point.
So I'm guessing the new TB dating agency has not set up it's first date yet.
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Post by patty on Jan 19, 2018 16:35:36 GMT
ok - how about "do you like chocolate worms?" Is this the best u guys can dig up?
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 19, 2018 16:38:10 GMT
Im still laughibg too. Brutal but to the point. So I'm guessing the new TB saying agency has not set up it's first date yet. The trouble is that you, No-dog and MJG are spoken for, and the rest of us are the type any sensible, self-respecting female would run a mile from.
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Post by patty on Jan 19, 2018 16:39:19 GMT
Im still laughibg too. Brutal but to the point. So I'm guessing the new TB saying agency has not set up it's first date yet. Well judging by the chat up lines I cannot see many falling for them.... any roads I'm not sure there are many available ladies on here so u needs to try matching men maybe Those of us who are battle scarred cynics will watch in interest.....
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Post by Trina on Jan 19, 2018 19:53:04 GMT
I absolutely love my husband...but there is nothing wrong with window shopping if you have no intention to buy !😮😄
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Post by metanoia on Jan 19, 2018 20:00:49 GMT
Im still laughibg too. Brutal but to the point. So I'm guessing the new TB saying agency has not set up it's first date yet. The trouble is that you, No-dog and MJG are spoken for, and the rest of us are the type any sensible, self-respecting female would run a mile from. Too true -
but - biggest shock of all - some of us really don't like chocolate ..............
and mainly some of the blokes you mention (excepting the lovely Rog of course! - who I've met in the flesh, so to speak).
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 19, 2018 20:10:31 GMT
I absolutely love my husband...but there is nothing wrong with window shopping if you have no intention to buy !😮😄 Yea, that's the trouble, all the decent women are spoken for and the ones who are left are single for a reason (in the interests of equality I should point out that the same rule applies to men).
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 19, 2018 21:31:16 GMT
I absolutely love my husband...but there is nothing wrong with window shopping if you have no intention to buy !😮😄 It's funny how life goes, a small decision here or there and you're off on a different direction. It's all a bit bizarre how I have ended up where I am. I was never interested in canals or boating before. I've always seen myself as being like a pinball on a pinball machine. Nobody has a clue where that silver ball will be in two seconds' time, let alone a minute later. People come into your life and go out of your life, jobs start and end, you bounce off of every single circumstance and you don't have a clue where you are heading. Every single plan I have ever had has gone to ratshit sooner or later. Had somebody said to me five years ago "In five years' time you will be living on a narrowboat in a little village in Warwickshire" I would have thought they were mad.
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