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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2018 19:48:13 GMT
Would it be worth having a dating section on here?
There may be members on here who are keen to meet other members on here but just don't know how to break the ice. Or maybe it could be used for dating boats and engines.
It doesn't particularly have to be solely related to this site it could be a "drag net" type of thing. It takes all sorts.
Its just an idea. I am spoken for by the worlds greatest women who is better than bread never mind the sliced stuff. In theory anyways !
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 17, 2018 19:52:55 GMT
Absolutely, and the good news for any of the lucky ladies here is that my standards are virtually non-existent, a couple of cans of Special Brew inside me and I'll shag anything.
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Post by thebfg on Jan 17, 2018 21:19:50 GMT
Absolutely, and the good news for any of the lucky ladies here is that my standards are virtually non-existent, a couple of cans of Special Brew inside me and I'll shag anything. You certainly know how to make a lady.(or man or even a they) happy. |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 17, 2018 21:28:18 GMT
I have a classic chat-up line that works every time... "Pull my finger!".
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Post by patty on Jan 17, 2018 21:35:32 GMT
hmmmm
I will watch this thread with interest.....
chat up lines..that reminds me of...
A trip to Quebec and a wander up the hill to that amazing building and fab view..I stand there early am just stunned by the wow factor of the view...any roads along comes this french guy who says..
"Madame you like this view?" "Yes" says me...then....
"Madame I have zis view from my bedroom window..would you like to come and see?".....err that'll be a no...
Later I walked up through the streets where there was an art celebration/display going on.....
I wandered into a sorta shop that had home made chocolates and the guy says....
"Madame..you like?...I'm making chocolates in my kitchen if Madame would like to come and see".....aah....
That'd be a yes......
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Post by phil70 on Jan 17, 2018 23:06:39 GMT
Makes mental note to self..........chocolate is good.
Phil
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Post by tomsk on Jan 18, 2018 0:06:21 GMT
Would it be worth having a dating section on here? There may be members on here who are keen to meet other members on here but just don't know how to break the ice. Or maybe it could be used for dating boats and engines. It doesn't particularly have to be solely related to this site it could be a "drag net" type of thing. It takes all sorts. Its just an idea. I am spoken for by the worlds greatest women who is better than bread never mind the sliced stuff. In theory anyways ! Please God no! It would be more Drag Act than drag net. Beard rash bonanza anyone? I suppose the idea has a certain vulgar and twisted comedic value. |
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Post by tomsk on Jan 18, 2018 0:40:44 GMT
RIP Gav Da Blitz  |
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Post by quaysider on Jan 18, 2018 7:17:35 GMT
I dont mean to disappoint you all, but you do know I'm taken don't you? wedding ring on the finger and paperwork to go with it...
Perhaps I should have let you down gently... please dont be TOO sad. ;=)
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Post by Jim on Jan 18, 2018 7:27:20 GMT
Swmbo says NO!
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Post by patty on Jan 18, 2018 7:47:36 GMT
I dont mean to disappoint you all, but you do know I'm taken don't you? wedding ring on the finger and paperwork to go with it... Perhaps I should have let you down gently... please dont be TOO sad. ;=) Most of us on here 'not taken' are scarred and battle weary hardened cynics..... Dating agency 'a la TB' is doomed I tell you... Time to 'let it go'........  |
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Post by peterboat on Jan 18, 2018 9:29:06 GMT
hmmmm I will watch this thread with interest..... chat up lines..that reminds me of... A trip to Quebec and a wander up the hill to that amazing building and fab view..I stand there early am just stunned by the wow factor of the view...any roads along comes this french guy who says.. "Madame you like this view?" "Yes" says me...then.... "Madame I have zis view from my bedroom window..would you like to come and see?".....err that'll be a no... Later I walked up through the streets where there was an art celebration/display going on..... I wandered into a sorta shop that had home made chocolates and the guy says.... "Madame..you like?...I'm making chocolates in my kitchen if Madame would like to come and see".....aah.... That'd be a yes...... Still laffing at this chocolate does it for every time |
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Post by Stumpy on Jan 18, 2018 14:06:26 GMT
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Post by bodger on Jan 18, 2018 17:35:23 GMT
A mate of mine used to travel about the UK with his work, and regularly stayed in hotels. His technique was simple. Stand at the bar with a pint and wait hopefully for an attractive single business lady to materialise and come to the bar to order a drink.
'I s'pose a jump's out of the question'
The statement did not usually cause offence, no wasted time spent chatting up and ultimately leading to a refusal, and his success rate was quite good.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 18, 2018 18:14:06 GMT
I dont mean to disappoint you all, but you do know I'm taken don't you? wedding ring on the finger and paperwork to go with it... Perhaps I should have let you down gently... please dont be TOO sad. ;=) Gutted... anyone got the Samaritans' phone number?  |
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