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Post by quaysider on Jan 30, 2018 14:42:29 GMT
well that's what I've got - Andy is coming down with the lesser version but I feel like death...
Can someone call me a lawyer ? - I fear it's too late for a doctor.
IF I don't make it throughm I leave the following to thunderboat members:
My collection of gimp masks to Mr Stabby...
My extra long tiller bar with the shiny handle to Telemacus...
My pet dog - to Dogless...
My un-opened Lidl Champagne to Patty...
My Spare fire-extinguisher to Jim Riley...
my (yet to be fitted) water sepearotr thingy to Gazza...
My "posting filter" to Foxy...
My life-membership to the tory party to Bassplayer...
My "twat" to tomsk...
my favourate slippers to Loafer
and the balance of my membership to the Carl Largerfeld bondage rooms to Peterboat.
.... *takes another lemsip max strength and settles down in front of the fire to doze*....
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Post by Telemachus on Jan 30, 2018 14:47:48 GMT
Ginger man flu - that’s the worst strain isn’t it? Get well soon!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2018 14:58:40 GMT
Can i have your starter motor?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2018 15:01:40 GMT
. Can someone call me a lawyer ? .... You are a lawyer.
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Post by JohnV on Jan 30, 2018 15:05:54 GMT
You have to be very careful if you get Ginger Man Flu ........ Take care we don't want to open the obituary thread just yet
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Post by Jim on Jan 30, 2018 15:19:14 GMT
You are coughing a lot better now. Practice makes perfect. You want sympathy?
AW DIDUMS.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 30, 2018 15:24:53 GMT
Ginger man flu - that’s the worst strain isn’t it? Get well soon! Yes, and the worst thing about it is that even after the flu has gone, the gingerness remains.
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Post by Jim on Jan 30, 2018 16:31:18 GMT
Hair dye might improve the situation. Just not Blonde.
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Post by peterboat on Jan 30, 2018 16:58:41 GMT
Could you hurry up and die? I am looking forward to the bondage rooms
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 30, 2018 17:20:31 GMT
Hair dye might improve the situation. Just not Blonde. When I come to power I'm going to have them all rounded up and put into colonies, a bit like lepers used to be.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2018 17:54:29 GMT
Jane and I have suffered. Your turn. Don't worry, it'll all be over in about three weeks Get well soon the two of you. Rog (Jane's very giddy about the dog)
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Post by quaysider on Jan 30, 2018 18:00:50 GMT
well I'm still alive - hanging on by the skin of my teeth... I was awakened by a noise similar to that of someone trying to steal my starter motor... IF I had the strength, I'd go outside and investi inveterfnge have a look...alas - it's all I can do to remain fabulous
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Post by dyertribe on Jan 30, 2018 18:02:13 GMT
Ok, not a mention for me, I know where I stand
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 30, 2018 18:05:53 GMT
Ok, not a mention for me, I know where I stand Aw, you can have one of my soon-to-be-bequeathed gimp masks if you want.
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Post by thebfg on Jan 30, 2018 18:06:33 GMT
My "posting filter" to Foxy... It's going to need to be a bloody good imdustrial filter.
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