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Post by patty on Feb 22, 2018 7:27:05 GMT
I have many 'pee' stories..mostly job related so I'll avoid those for now.. My son has a habit of just peeing wherever and I picked him up and we had to stop ...he'd had a few and he just stood nearside corner of the car and peed...I sat in the drivers seat thinking it should have bothered me but I think my job de sensitized me to men peeing where ever...he told me a lady cop fined him once when she ordered him to stop mid stream and all he could say was 'I can't' When house was renovated fav peeing place for all workmen was standing next to shed aiming into farmers field....the guys who worked outside never wanted to use indoor loo....well TBH the inside of the house a tip so maybe outside healthier than interior Horror House....With little lads if u have gotta go u gotta go but I think they should be educated to nip behind a shrub or tree..early training important...ah wonder where I went wrong with son?.....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2018 8:16:15 GMT
educated to nip behind a shrub or tree..early training important... If son is still in training, suggest getting him to check that there isn't a flight of stairs or a canal hiding behind the bush.
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Post by bodger on Feb 22, 2018 9:19:14 GMT
pee is a good lawn fertiliser. wot's your problem? My dogs have always left dead patches where they have been peeing, besides most people have a flower border with the lawn in the centre of the garden and I doubt that the little lad could make the lawn even from his vantage point on top of the wall Phil perhaps you should investigate a bit deeper. locations where dogs pee regularly develop as a ring of strong grass surrounding a dead patch. the pee hasn't directly killed the dead patch, but is has over fertilised it with nitrogen from the ammonia content of pee, to the extent that it outgrows itself. the surrounding grass has received less pee and grows strongly. a child peeing from atop a garden wall will definitely benefit the grass, and anything else that benefits from nitrogen fertiliser. PEE ESS : if we could equip male dogs' pricks with spray attachments they could fertilise a wider area without killing any grass.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2018 9:51:15 GMT
How fascinating
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2018 10:03:52 GMT
My dogs have always left dead patches where they have been peeing, besides most people have a flower border with the lawn in the centre of the garden and I doubt that the little lad could make the lawn even from his vantage point on top of the wall Phil perhaps you should investigate a bit deeper. locations where dogs pee regularly develop as a ring of strong grass surrounding a dead patch. the pee hasn't directly killed the dead patch, but is has over fertilised it with nitrogen from the ammonia content of pee, to the extent that it outgrows itself. the surrounding grass has received less pee and grows strongly. a child peeing from atop a garden wall will definitely benefit the grass, and anything else that benefits from nitrogen fertiliser. PEE ESS : if we could equip male dogs' pricks with spray attachments they could fertilise a wider area without killing any grass. I thought it was bitches that caused the worse problem and yes you can buy stuff for dogs that claims to stop the dead patches.
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Post by phil70 on Feb 22, 2018 12:11:09 GMT
My dogs have always left dead patches where they have been peeing, besides most people have a flower border with the lawn in the centre of the garden and I doubt that the little lad could make the lawn even from his vantage point on top of the wall Phil perhaps you should investigate a bit deeper. locations where dog4s pee regularly develop as a ring of strong grass surrounding a dead patch. the pee hasn't directly killed the dead patch, but is has over fertilised it with nitrogen from the ammonia content of pee, to the extent that it outgrows itself. the surrounding grass has received less pee and grows strongly. a child peeing from atop a garden wall will definitely benefit the grass, and anything else that benefits from nitrogen fertiliser. PEE ESS : if we could equip male dogs' pricks with spray attachments they could fertilise a wider area without killing any grass. Taking your comments as gospel the little lad would only benefit the lawn if he could reach it from his top of the wall vantage point and having scoped out the garden in question this morning I can state that the flower borders and path would make it an impossible distance for pretty much anybody to obtain Phil
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Post by phil70 on Feb 22, 2018 12:16:54 GMT
Anyway all this discussion about the benfits of pee rather detracts from the original point which was what right has anybody got to piss in some poor sods garden Phil
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Post by thebfg on Feb 22, 2018 12:22:59 GMT
Anyway all this discussion about the benfits of pee rather detracts from the original point which was what right has anybody got to piss in some poor sods garden Phil None. It's a sign of the me me me me generation, I have rights you know. We wonder why kids struggle nowadays. When you have mum's and dads that are barely adults themselves. Kids raising kids.
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Post by bargemast on Feb 22, 2018 12:35:38 GMT
Anyway all this discussion about the benfits of pee rather detracts from the original point which was what right has anybody got to piss in some poor sods garden Phil None. It's a sign of the me me me me generation, I have rights you know. We wonder why kids struggle nowadays. When you have mum's and dads that are barely adults themselves.
Kids raising kids. If you believe the statistics (which I may have wrongly interpretated ) They think that in the near future children maybe older than their parents. Peter.
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Post by bodger on Feb 22, 2018 20:35:11 GMT
I thought it was bitches that caused the worse problem and yes you can buy stuff for dogs that claims to stop the dead patches. bitches just pee anywhere (no feminist protestations thankyou ) ............. in a private garden it is likely that only a fox will visit....... a male dog will pee wherever the bitch has peed, so yes, the fox bitch instigates the problem, but it is not her pee that affects the grass...... once the location is established the male dog will continue to pee in the same place. in my experience those dog pee cures are just snake oil.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2018 20:52:26 GMT
Anyway all this discussion about the benfits of pee rather detracts from the original point which was what right has anybody got to piss in some poor sods garden Phil I think its terrible and I just hope it didn't actually happen. If I had a garden its possible that I might find a corner near the wall or fence to sit in a chair and play with my phone/drink tea/beer/cider etc. The idea of some idiot directing their child's piss onto me is a horrible thought. Its just wrong.
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Post by Jim on Feb 24, 2018 11:59:35 GMT
Apparently, folk from Rochdale coming home from the boozer just lean up against terrace house front doors and piss up them, then promptly get their key out their pocket and go inside!🙄 As a resident of Littleborough, I agree with your tale of the people of Dogdale. I wander round the garden fertilising different bits, compost bin also benefits.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2018 12:05:46 GMT
We must never forget that it is the inalienable right of every man (or woman) to urinate in his (or her) own garden.
I agree with this but getting your child to urinate into another persons garden is just rude. I can't deal with rude fuckers. They annoy me.
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Post by bodger on Feb 24, 2018 16:59:41 GMT
We must never forget that it is the inalienable right of every man (or woman) to urinate in his (or her) own garden. I agree with this but getting your child to urinate into another persons garden is just rude. I can't deal with rude fuckers. They annoy me. why is it rude? a perfectly natural function that probably fertilises the flowers. some peeps are just too sensitive. funniest sight I ever saw happened while I was being driven from Jaipur Airport into the centre of town just after dawn; the road ran parallel to a railway embankment and on the other side of the road was a Juggi Cluster (a shanty town). Dozens of men in white robes at the top of the slope crouching down while hanging onto the rail, with their robes pulled up over their backs - all mooning and heaving and straining to achieve their morning shit.
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