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Post by phil70 on Feb 21, 2018 11:56:04 GMT
Today as I was leaving the Co-op I noticed a young woman with a young lad. As she turned into the side road she stopped and picked the lad up under the arm pits. I guessed correctly he wanted a pee , at my age I have every sympathy but ......instead of pointing him at the wall she raised him up to stand on top of the wall and piss in some poor sods garden . I despair at the mentality that thinks that's the OK thing to do
Phil
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 13:56:33 GMT
People!
They'll always find a way to let you down.
Rog
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Post by bills on Feb 21, 2018 14:43:26 GMT
You should have followed her home and peed in her letterbox. That would have learned her.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 14:45:54 GMT
Good job it wasn't stoke bruerne, the local mafia would have cut his thingy off.
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Post by Andyberg on Feb 21, 2018 16:23:38 GMT
Apparently, folk from Rochdale coming home from the boozer just lean up against terrace house front doors and piss up them, then promptly get their key out their pocket and go inside!🙄
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Post by bodger on Feb 21, 2018 16:28:10 GMT
pee is a good lawn fertiliser.
wot's your problem?
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Post by phil70 on Feb 21, 2018 17:11:14 GMT
pee is a good lawn fertiliser. wot's your problem? My dogs have always left dead patches where they have been peeing, besides most people have a flower border with the lawn in the centre of the garden and I doubt that the little lad could make the lawn even from his vantage point on top of the wall Phil |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 17:23:49 GMT
pee is a good lawn fertiliser. wot's your problem? What about if they had garden gnomes ? |
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Post by Trina on Feb 21, 2018 17:59:36 GMT
Gnomes are smaller than most little boys,they'd deffo not be able to reach the lawn😄...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 18:27:30 GMT
When I went by train to Paris with my wife around 1983 a woman on the platform of the Gare du Nord lifted her baby up in the air and it wee'd onto the platform as people were walking past. She had it lifted like some Olympic ski champion holds their gold medal cup. In those days, the whole of Paris stank of piss. Probably still does. I've been to Paris once or twice a year for the past 9 years as it is on the way to the French outlaws / children's grandparents. And my sister lives there. I can confirm that it does indeed stink of piss. And vomit and petrol fumes from all the little mopeds buzzing about. Quite foul. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 18:34:12 GMT
pee is a good lawn fertiliser. wot's your problem? My dogs have always left dead patches where they have been peeing, besides most people have a flower border with the lawn in the centre of the garden and I doubt that the little lad could make the lawn even from his vantage point on top of the wall Phil When I was a lad we had ponies in a stable beside the garage. There was a circle of wood chips on the lawn made as a training aid for my sister's dressage pony. A bucket of water was kept handy in case the pony pissed on the grass. If it was not treated with water a brown patch about a foot across would appear. Same with bitches pissing on grass. Apparently human urine is okay though. None of the humans at the house tended to piss on the lawns as there were some working toilets. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 18:52:36 GMT
My Pee story...
Took a mate 'uptown', it was shortly after the Ladbroke Grove train crash,, trains were back running but the mate had spent the day picking up bits of dead bodies (again). Object was to get pissed and have a laugh.
Well we decided to walk from Trafalgar Square (too many arguments and piss heads for a happy time) to Shepherds Bush where we would catch the night bus home. On the way I got caught short and stepped into a dark alleyway to relieve myself. Oops!
Four flights of stairs are not something I ever wish to tumble down again! Never mind just bruises at least we got pissed and had a good laugh (even though I ended up peeing myself).
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 19:03:25 GMT
You did well not to be pissing into a waterway. I don't know the statistics or if they are public but I have often wondered how many male corpses pulled out of canals and rivers had their flies open. Its a bit morbid but I bet loads and loads of accidental deaths in water involve a drunk person urinating into the water. One can get away with it of there are railings.
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Post by thebfg on Feb 21, 2018 21:08:41 GMT
pee is a good lawn fertiliser. wot's your problem? My dogs have always left dead patches where they have been peeing, besides most people have a flower border with the lawn in the centre of the garden and I doubt that the little lad could make the lawn even from his vantage point on top of the wall Phil You can get some stone thing to pit in their water bowl. Stops the grass dieing |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 21, 2018 21:12:02 GMT
When I went by train to Paris with my wife around 1983 a woman on the platform of the Gare du Nord lifted her baby up in the air and it wee'd onto the platform as people were walking past. She had it lifted like some Olympic ski champion holds their gold medal cup. In those days, the whole of Paris stank of piss. Probably still does. I've been to Paris once or twice a year for the past 9 years as it is on the way to the French outlaws / children's grandparents. And my sister lives there. I can confirm that it does indeed stink of piss. And vomit and petrol fumes from all the little mopeds buzzing about. And French women's hairy armpits. |
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