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Post by Andyberg on Feb 24, 2018 23:01:03 GMT
Had a few dates recently with a lovely lady, all looking good!👍
Tonight, after mooring up after a local cruise on my boat and having a couple of beers / wines we settled down to a curry take away👍
Been a great day/ eve but then she lifted her leg and did a fantastic fart that someone of Stabbys stature would of been proud of😱
I struggled to contain my halarity at this, instead pretending I didn't hear anything, she combatted this with her comment of ' hmmm rats about I think' ?
So... what's the normal decorum with this situation? Are you proud to blow off in front of your partner or do you prefer to 'hear something outside' and go to investigate before letting rip? B
Im just concerned with her being so open about such things that she may try n turn it into a competition sort of thing and I won't be able to 'perform to a crowd' 😔
Your advice appreciated(easpecially from our female members) 👍
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Post by dyertribe on Feb 24, 2018 23:14:59 GMT
Hmmmmm 🤔 Difficult one this, I remember wondering how I was going to cope if this relationship was to become long term and I was going to have to become a fragrant rose at all times.
Nature did it’s worse and I managed to wake myself up, such was the power of my flatulence, ‘I’m Indoors laughed, it cleared the air, so to speak and all was well from there on. We have been together for 26 years now so, no turning back!
My advice, for what it’s worth:
I’d play it by ear, don't enter into a farting war, it could take the relationship to a juvenile and sticky end
She was mature enough not to be embarrassed about it and not make a big thing of it, I’d take my cue from that.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2018 23:45:20 GMT
Had a few dates recently with a lovely lady, all looking good!👍 Tonight, after mooring up after a local cruise on my boat and having a couple of beers / wines we settled down to a curry take away👍 Been a great day/ eve but then she lifted her leg and did a fantastic fart that someone of Stabbys stature would of been proud of😱 I struggled to contain my halarity at this, instead pretending I didn't hear anything, she combatted this with her comment of ' hmmm rats about I think' ? So... what's the normal decorum with this situation? Are you proud to blow off in front of your partner or do you prefer to 'hear something outside' and go to investigate before letting rip? B Im just concerned with her being so open about such things that she may try n turn it into a competition sort of thing and I won't be able to 'perform to a crowd' 😔 Your advice appreciated(easpecially from our female members) 👍 I'd leg it. Understandably women do need to break wind, but I was brought up in an environment where women were discreet with such things. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2018 23:55:38 GMT
Blame the dog (if you have one) ladies.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 25, 2018 7:08:53 GMT
When you realise the inevitable is going to happen you say "Quick, pull my finger!"
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Post by quaysider on Feb 25, 2018 8:23:01 GMT
ahem - well, you know what blokes are like? - well imagine 2... in the same boat (literally) and I'm sure you'll know the rest...it's odd how someone else's always seems to smell worse than your own.
We're all human and nature does what it has to - even for us ginners. Fart and let Fart - that's my motto!
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Post by lollygagger on Feb 25, 2018 9:29:32 GMT
Had a few dates recently with a lovely lady, all looking good!👍 Tonight, after mooring up after a local cruise on my boat and having a couple of beers / wines we settled down to a curry take away👍 Been a great day/ eve but then she lifted her leg and did a fantastic fart that someone of Stabbys stature would of been proud of😱 I struggled to contain my halarity at this, instead pretending I didn't hear anything, she combatted this with her comment of ' hmmm rats about I think' ? So... what's the normal decorum with this situation? Are you proud to blow off in front of your partner or do you prefer to 'hear something outside' and go to investigate before letting rip? B Im just concerned with her being so open about such things that she may try n turn it into a competition sort of thing and I won't be able to 'perform to a crowd' 😔 Your advice appreciated(easpecially from our female members) 👍 Someone from the marina? With a pug that shits bricks? |
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Post by Andyberg on Feb 25, 2018 10:22:48 GMT
ahem - well, you know what blokes are like? - well imagine 2... in the same boat (literally) and I'm sure you'll know the rest...it's odd how someone else's always seems to smell worse than your own. We're all human and nature does what it has to - even for us ginners. Fart and let Fart - that's my motto! Quaysides enjoying a quiet day yesterday! 👍 |
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Post by Andyberg on Feb 26, 2018 21:10:57 GMT
Had a few dates recently with a lovely lady, all looking good!👍 Tonight, after mooring up after a local cruise on my boat and having a couple of beers / wines we settled down to a curry take away👍 Been a great day/ eve but then she lifted her leg and did a fantastic fart that someone of Stabbys stature would of been proud of😱 I struggled to contain my halarity at this, instead pretending I didn't hear anything, she combatted this with her comment of ' hmmm rats about I think' ? So... what's the normal decorum with this situation? Are you proud to blow off in front of your partner or do you prefer to 'hear something outside' and go to investigate before letting rip? B Im just concerned with her being so open about such things that she may try n turn it into a competition sort of thing and I won't be able to 'perform to a crowd' 😔 Your advice appreciated(easpecially from our female members) 👍 I'd leg it. Understandably women do need to break wind, but I was brought up in an environment where women were discreet with such things. My sister was once dumped by a boyfriend just because she leaked out a little squeaker without any warning. 😱 He was really horrified and walked straight out😂 What a poncy twat he was! (Although I seem to remember being insanely jealous of his MK2 Lotus Cortina at the time!). |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 26, 2018 21:19:06 GMT
I'd leg it. Understandably women do need to break wind, but I was brought up in an environment where women were discreet with such things. My sister was dumped by a boyfriend just because she leaked out a little squeaker without any warning. 😱 He was really horrified and walked straight out😂 What a poncy twat he was! Trouble is, she wasn't flamboyant enough. A "raised leg fart" is always more impressive, especially when followed by some pithy witticism such as "Speak up Brown, you're through!".  |
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Post by Stumpy on Feb 26, 2018 21:41:26 GMT
It's when she starts showing off like this, you have to start worrying  |
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Post by Andyberg on Feb 26, 2018 21:47:14 GMT
It's when she starts showing off like this, you have to start worrying Feed her on Indian curry, sprouts & Guinness I could save a fortune running my Webasto for heat👍 |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 26, 2018 22:01:46 GMT
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Post by Clinton Cool on Feb 27, 2018 0:19:56 GMT
I was blown off in public once, at a 'gentleman's evening', not sure that counts though.
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Post by quaysider on Feb 27, 2018 8:38:11 GMT
I was blown off in public once, at a 'gentleman's evening', not sure that counts though. I could say LOTS about this... but my lips are sealed!!! ... straining but sealed. |
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