Mr Stabby MkII

Reminded me of when I had my milk round. Our Cottage was miles from anywhere in splendid isolation.
One night I got up as usual àt 1-30am and became aware of voices outside. No lights visible to anybody outside dogs doing the low growl so I grabbed my .22 and flicked on the floodlights and confronted 2 geezers on my path. There excuse was they had broken down at Swineshead Bridge over the south 40 foot drain and had walked the 2 miles to find a phone to use.
Now I happened to know There was a huge gang working on the level crossing, a fact these to geezers knew nothing about sòooo I phoned the police and held the geezers with the help of my gun.
The Police arrived and took the blokes away.In the wilds of the Lincolnshire Fens the police who we all knew turned a blind eye, as they did to gamekeeper mate of mine who would immobilized poachers cars by putting a solid lead slug through their engine with his shotgun.......happy days
Phil