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Post by bargemast on Mar 22, 2018 14:47:55 GMT
For your own safety, don't make a snowman-woman-person ever again, if you want to stay out off trouble
It had been snowing all night. So ....
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman
8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead
8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white..
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role
8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction
8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... my children are taken by social services
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and is going to get worse β.β Peter.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2018 15:05:31 GMT
Bang on, all this stuff about trans gender kids being able to decide at an early age what sex they are... wrong!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2018 15:58:09 GMT
Bang on, all this stuff about trans gender kids being able to decide at an early age what sex they are... wrong! Of course its wrong. I don't understand why it is allowed as there does not appear to be a motive for allowing it unless someone in power is making loads of money from strapadictemy operations ? As for the op I thought the 8.45 comment was good humour.
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 22, 2018 16:26:59 GMT
Where were all the Me-Too women who claimed the snowman groped their bums 30 years ago?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2018 16:33:21 GMT
Snow porn is great. I'd love to be able to produce art like that but my hands get cold too quickly.
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Post by bargemast on Mar 22, 2018 17:43:40 GMT
Snow porn is great. I'd love to be able to produce art like that but my hands get cold too quickly. It would be a good idea to keep these Snow Porn sculptures until the summer and put them up to show them to the general public during the summer season in a nice park like Hyde Park. Peter.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2018 17:52:25 GMT
I think snow might melt but another option would be to use sand perhaps? They do pavement displays of sand sculpture but I imagine there must be some laws about it. This probably wouldn't be allowed for example (Pic lifted from Pinterest)
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 22, 2018 18:11:15 GMT
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Post by bargemast on Mar 22, 2018 18:44:50 GMT
I think snow might melt but another option would be to use sand perhaps? They do pavement displays of sand sculpture but I imagine there must be some laws about it. This probably wouldn't be allowed for example (Pic lifted from Pinterest) You really think so, even if it's made of cold snow ? I thought that the idea could be used by C&RT for money raising, they like to invest fortunes to only recuperate empty peanut-bags. Peter.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2018 20:22:11 GMT
You mean CRT should consider some erotic sculptures? How would that work then.
Maybe carving balance beams into some sort of interesting shape and invite people to leave donations.
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Post by patty on Mar 23, 2018 6:54:21 GMT
I've been to several sand sculpture exhibitions inc one in Denmark but no offensive sand sculptures on display..I think its amazing art.
As to trans gender children I personally think its quite sad that to-day kids cannot just grow up without being subjected to al this stuff. Our childhoods were innocent days of roaming, scrumping, getting a clout for being caught. Nowadays its computer/on line games and iPad mania.. a friend whose a teacher has just been told she not allowed to shout at the kids...a parent complained.... I wonder what sort of adults kids of to-day will be? I'm sure the world will continue to evolve freakier and freakier.
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Post by thebfg on Mar 23, 2018 15:50:20 GMT
Well I am in utter shock. I've had to sit down.
Most of those comments the commentator commits gender violence.
Don't forget they could be a they. Please don't presume sexuality.
What is the world coming toππ
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