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Post by quaysider on Apr 18, 2018 6:07:30 GMT
Good morning folks... We got rid of the soap dodging scrote yesterday... in the 7 nights (8 days) he was with us, he never showered once... despite MANY , MANY efforts (both subtly and not so subtly) on my part to encourage him... WHICH one of you lot put him up to it eh? - It's hard enough doing laundry as it is, without having to factor in boil washing on the batteys ffs. HMMF... ON the plus side however, that now means Patty will be ensconced in dettol scented everything!!! Oh and btw - Wandering around ASDA *other American stores are available*, last week, we tried out their new budget wine range - well I say range, there is a red or white... both priced either 3.19 or 3.20 a bottle... and 13% volume... It's actually rather drinkable... groceries.asda.com/product/all-other-grapes/zesty-vibrant-white-wine/1000026447866We DID make the mistake of buying 12 bottles yesterday in Keighley - and then having to walk back the 1.2 miles (thanks google directions) up hill to the boat... of course the solution was to drink a couple of them on route to make it a bit easier on the knees. I know we don't sell/provide booze but I'm sure Patty will enjoy a bottle or 3 with us!!! Meanwhile today, the sun is out (more washing about to go in) and a chug back to the water point at Bingley to wash the boat down and then it'll be time for speedos on the roof and a bit of sunbathing... i |
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Post by lollygagger on Apr 18, 2018 8:27:04 GMT
Your attitude to your paying customer stinks. (See what I did there  ). I wouldn't book a single day with you on the strength of that and would advise anyone considering it that you're a prissy judgemental host who makes personal comments about his customers on a public forum - best avoided. 👍 Let's hope he doesn't read this forum or you're in for a bad review. |
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Post by naughtyfox on Apr 18, 2018 8:29:48 GMT
Minus 3 Centigrade here this morning, fields still covered in snow, main roads clear of snow & ice, whooper swans (Cygnus cygnus) and curlews have moved back - a couple of fields I drive past have about 300 swans each. "Whooper swans are much admired in Europe. The whooper swan is the national bird of Finland and is featured on the Finnish 1 euro coin." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whooper_swan |
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Post by Telemachus on Apr 18, 2018 8:33:37 GMT
Your attitude to your paying customer stinks. (See what I did there ). I wouldn't book a single day with you on the strength of that and would advise anyone considering it that you're a prissy judgemental host and best avoided. 👍 Let's hope he doesn't read this forum or you're in for a bad review. Too late. This on Tripadvisor: “ One star. The hosts kept waving bars of soap at me, spraying air freshener and deodorant in my face and leaving bottles of bleach and Dettol beside my bed. They didn’t realise I had a skin condition that means if I shower my skin falls off and I have an anaphylactic reaction that could kill me. Under the equalities act 2010 they need to make reasonable adaptations for me, for example by wearing clothes pegs on their noses.” |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2018 11:40:15 GMT
We'll try the wine ta  Just think, if he reads the above he'll not come back. Rog |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Apr 18, 2018 11:59:38 GMT
Personally I think that if the guest was easy-going and relaxed enough to tolerate his host's rather unfortunate hair colouration, then the host should have been equally tolerant of the guest's poor personal hygiene. In terms of outraging me, a feather would tip the scales.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2018 12:07:10 GMT
If he was resident for 8 days and 7 nights and did not shower, that is indisputable fact. Even if he is actually Nick Norman, he couldn't object to that (okay......maybe a poor example ) Rog |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2018 14:54:37 GMT
then it'll be time for speedos on the roof and a bit of sunbathing... i Photos or it didnt happen! |
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Post by thebfg on Apr 18, 2018 16:08:49 GMT
then it'll be time for speedos on the roof and a bit of sunbathing... i Photos or it didnt happen! No no no. Not with the size of his ball |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2018 16:15:54 GMT
Photos or it didnt happen! No no no. Not with the size of his ball Why do people keep mentioning the testicle the size of a grapefruit ? Enough is enough. |
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Post by naughtyfox on Apr 18, 2018 16:20:34 GMT
I can't help thinking the poor shower-avoiding chap had prisons and "Don't drop the soap!" in his mind.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2018 16:34:01 GMT
Mr froggy... are you trying to tell us something with your request for photos of quaysider in his speedos? Is this a comfortable way of coming out? You can open up here. We're all caring supportive types Rog |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2018 16:50:59 GMT
Mr froggy... are you trying to tell us something with your request for photos of quaysider in his speedos? Is this a comfortable way of coming out? You can open up here. We're all caring supportive types Rog I thought froggy was a woman. |
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Post by patty on Apr 18, 2018 17:17:23 GMT
I'm considering at least x5 showers a day and using gallons of water |
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Post by quaysider on Apr 18, 2018 19:43:28 GMT
Your attitude to your paying customer stinks. (See what I did there ). I wouldn't book a single day with you on the strength of that and would advise anyone considering it that you're a prissy judgemental host who makes personal comments about his customers on a public forum - best avoided. 👍 Let's hope he doesn't read this forum or you're in for a bad review. Oh ffs - a) I've not said who he is... b) I wouldn't... c) he DIDN'T shower and quite frankly was the most unpleasant,boring,self centred and deceitful Twunt we've ever encountered... it's a good job last weeks people were nice or we'd have been put off this plan. I stand by the website - it's a small space and personal hygiene IS important... otherwise - go book a cruise on a gigantic cruise liner and be as dirty as you want! It's OUR adventure and yes we DO want people to come along and share the fun, but NOT at our expense - HENCE the initial suggestion of offering folks their money back if there was a "clash of personalities".... Life is TOO short. |
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