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Post by Mr Stabby on Jun 7, 2018 15:38:30 GMT
THE prime minister has responded to the northern rail crisis by ordering locals off trains and back on narrowboats where they belong. May has announced plans to tackle the crisis by cancelling all northern trains apart from the ones to London and transferring commuters onto large passenger narrowboats pulled by horse. She continued: “Trains are too good for you. They’re for people in a hurry. “There is a perfectly good network of canals for people like you to get about, munching ‘chip barms’ and conversing in a sequence of grunting sounds. You’ll love it. “What does it matter if it takes you three days to get from Leeds to Liverpool? There’s no discernible difference between them. They’re both northern. You may as well stay where you are. “I look forward to receiving your pathetic messages of protest delivered by a filthy pigeon smoking roll-ups in a few weeks. Nobody’s interested. Shut up. “There’s more of us than there are of you, and we all vote Conservative.” www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/get-back-on-the-canals-may-tells-north-20180605173888
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2018 15:46:32 GMT
I wish, i would cruise up north with a freshly painted 'taxi' badge on the side of me boat!
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Post by JohnV on Jun 7, 2018 15:51:40 GMT
The Pigeon is too busy making song videos
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Post by quaysider on Jun 8, 2018 19:23:25 GMT
dont - not today.... we drove the car back from appleby bridge to wakefield (it being marrooned there a few weeks ago when I visited my dad on his return from hospital)
the return from wakey, (which took just over an hour by car) lasted the entire day (just about) and involved trains to leeds, mancs, blackpool, preston and then back to leeds when the changes messed up due to late running or cancelled connections... northern rail are twunts!
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Post by dyertribe on Jun 8, 2018 19:27:02 GMT
Well them Londoners want to appropriate the water from our WELSH reservoirs in the Elan Valley. Apparently they can use “the canals in the Cotswolds” to transport the water!!! Welsh people are now expected to travel to the elan Valley Dams to pee in them
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