I've come to the conclusion an empty fire extinguisher would be a generally very useful item to have on board.
Bearing in mind the larger ones have a valve on the side of the neck so can be easily pressurised with a tyre pump or compressor.
This is what I have come up with thus far
1. Air horn tank. Very loud if pumped up well. 2. Golf ball gun for shooting golf balls at scrotes. 3. Compressed air solid waste disposal mortar system (shitgun). 4. Hot shower (put water in it hang over camp fire them pump up and fix a shower nozzle to the outlet then open valve) 5. Emergency rapid tyre inflator for bicycle.
Patty, don t think it's here so maybe the other place, it's the sort of thing they go in for, I seem to recall others who were accused unjustly in fact a lot of us were dumped on for little or no reason, even the most harmless and most amusing Loafer (miss that guy) Phil
dogless: Just put new batteries in my whisky bottle lamp ... looks great
Aug 22, 2021 19:18:09 GMT
JohnV: Been a nice sunny afternoon here, made a nice change to sit outside with a bottle ot Timothy Taylors
Aug 22, 2021 19:38:17 GMT
dogless: Lovely day but the rain arrived at about 7pm ... the nights are certainly drawing in now
Aug 22, 2021 19:44:56 GMT
naughtyfox: "A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him saying, 'You are mad, you are not like us'"
Aug 23, 2021 9:40:56 GMT
dogless: Bird feeders are busy at Braunston ... certainly getting through seed and fat balls
Aug 23, 2021 10:42:06 GMT
JohnV: 3 X kingfishers this morning !!! do hope they are now round here to stay, I love seeing that flash of blue even if I don't get a good view
Aug 24, 2021 6:59:09 GMT
dogless: Something magical about seeing them ... like hares and owls ... privilege to observe close up
Aug 24, 2021 8:12:08 GMT
naughtyfox: If you look in the mirror and say COVID-19 five times, it appears.
Aug 24, 2021 14:40:23 GMT
dogless: I give up ... let him do his worst
Aug 24, 2021 18:29:12 GMT
naughtyfox: The problem with today is that the government is not restricting our movements and activities enough. We need more restrictions, harsher, and for longer, so people really start taking this virus seriously.
Aug 25, 2021 12:19:27 GMT
dogless: I haven't got a problem with today ... healthy, comfortable, happy, and fortunate ... one of the lucky ones
Aug 25, 2021 20:25:29 GMT
JohnV: If this had been an ordinary thread I would have posted CCR "Fortunate Son" for Ross
Aug 26, 2021 5:28:02 GMT
naughtyfox: "I am not COVID positive but I am positive we can still beat COVID if we just stay home and lock down hard."
Aug 26, 2021 5:34:32 GMT
dogless: Laundry done and off to the massive B&M in Rugby (even though ... ) we want three things ... I wonder how many bags full we end up with
Aug 26, 2021 10:49:56 GMT
naughtyfox: I see photos and videos of people enjoying themselves and think: Don't you know there is COVID? You must wait to gather!
Aug 26, 2021 17:52:21 GMT
dogless: Can't wait to get moving again in the morning ... two days on one mooring and I'm itching to cruise
Aug 26, 2021 19:18:01 GMT
metanoia: Two days on THAT mooring and I'd be more than itching! Happy travels ....
Aug 26, 2021 19:55:54 GMT
dogless: It's convenient ... but very noisy. Water, elsan and rubbish in the morning and off for some peace
Aug 26, 2021 20:00:57 GMT
JohnV: Sheep are ok ...... I'm just worried in case I ever meet any of these "Sheeples" that the Fox keeps harping on about they sound scary
Aug 28, 2021 6:28:07 GMT
metanoia: I hope you never have to; trust me, they really ARE quite scary indeed ....
Aug 28, 2021 18:22:57 GMT