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Post by phil70 on Aug 28, 2016 22:56:21 GMT
Just picked up Saturday's paper and the headlines caught my wye
"I'm amazed I didn't die in horror crash"
Inside the paper he spoke of his life passing before his eyes.
This terrible event? He fell off his bike FFS
His injuries were minor,a few scrapes and bruises and a hairline fracture to his cheek and he expects us to believe he had a near death experience phil
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Post by quaysider on Aug 29, 2016 6:23:03 GMT
isn't the same man that plummeted to earth in a failed hot air balloon a while back? - surely THAT would rank pretty high in the "life before eyes" game?
Being a ginner, of course mine OFTEN passes before my eyes when tripping over my shoe laces or sneezing when climbing ladders .... it takes a millisecond and is full of sunburn!
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Post by peterboat on Aug 29, 2016 19:27:52 GMT
yes I read about it and smiled as well lets be honest though Corbyn over exaggerated his Virgin trains experience as well
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Post by phil70 on Aug 29, 2016 23:21:00 GMT
Seems like more celebs are bigging it up, David Cassidy...nearly had his face bitten off by a Llama (it didn't actually touch him)
Rylan Clarke nearly died when stuck in a lift.
Problem with celebs seems to be not only big egos but big imaginations
Phil
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Post by phil70 on Aug 30, 2016 20:01:34 GMT
I have to admit to having a near death experience on a couple of occasions. I foolishly agreed that yes " your bum does look big in that" when Mrs Phil asked "the question"
Phil
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Post by peterboat on Aug 31, 2016 9:14:44 GMT
I have to admit to having a near death experience on a couple of occasions. I foolishly agreed that yes " your bum does look big in that" when Mrs Phil asked "the question" Phil Its toooooo easy to speak without thinking but fortunately reminders happen almost immediately! brings us back to our senses doesnt it |
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Post by phil70 on Aug 31, 2016 21:25:25 GMT
I have to admit to having a near death experience on a couple of occasions. I foolishly agreed that yes " your bum does look big in that" when Mrs Phil asked "the question" Phil Its toooooo easy to speak without thinking but fortunately reminders happen almost immediately! brings us back to our senses doesnt it Oh yes, the glare followed by a very accurately hurled hard, heavy, solid object said Phil unconsciously rubbing his noggin |
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