I quite like thread titles without swearing in them.

BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS THATS WHY SOCIAL DISTANCING IS IN FUCKING PLACES FUCK YOU
and now I cannot get a relationship and why I am 36 years old, I never had a relationship all my life and I am a virgin and now I cannot get a relationship and why cannot get a relationship it is because of The FUCKING CORONAVIRUS BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS THATS WHY SOCIAL DISTANCING IS IN FUCKING PLACES FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS I CANNOT GET A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE OF cannot get a relationship it is because of The FUCKING CORONAVIRUS BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS THATS WHY SOCIAL DISTANCING IS IN FUCKING PLACES FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS I CANNOT GET A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE OF FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS I AM STUCK BEING A VIRGIN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS I AM A VIRGIN AT AGE 36 AND I AM GOING TO STUCK BE VIRGIN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS I AM VERY ANGRY I CANNOT GET A RELATIONSHIP I CANNOT MEET NEW PEOPLE NOW BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS IT IS THE FUCKING REASON SOCIAL DISTANCING IS IN PLACE FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CRONAVIRUS NOW I CANNOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP NOW IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS IT IS BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CRONAVIRUS I AM GOING TO SEE MYSELF AT AGE OF 90 SINGLE ALL MY LIFE A VIRGIN AND IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS I CANNOT GET A GIRLFRIEND NOW ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY ITS IS SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE ITS IS SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE ITS IS SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE ITS IS SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CORONAVIRUS I FUCK YOU HATE CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU HATE CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU HATE CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU HATE CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU HATE CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU HATE CORONAVIRUS FUCK YOU HATE CORONAVIRUS I HAVE NO FUCKING FRIENDS I HAVE NO FUCKING FRIENDS I HAVE NO FUCKING FRIENDS I HAVE NO FUCKING FRIENDS I HAVE NO FUCKING FRIENDS AND I HAVE NO FUCKING GIRLFRIEND I HAVE NO FUCKING GIRLFRIEND I HAVE NO FUCKING GIRLFRIEND I HAVE NO FUCKING GIRLFRIEND I HAVE NO FUCKING GIRLFRIEND I HAVE NO FUCKING GIRLFRIEND FUCK YOU FUCK YOU